Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Weird Al Yankovic Is Getting His Own Biopic Starring Daniel Radcliffe
We smell an Oscar ... and probably some other stuff.
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No, Jonah Hill Is *Not* Feuding With Baby Yoda
Here's what you need to know about the squabble between America's and Coruscant's respective sweethearts.
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'Saturday Night Live': John Goodman Bombed His '80s 'SNL' Audition
His Saturday Night Live audition was not good, man.
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6 Celeb Scandals Where We Got Mad At The Wrong Person
Whatever their perceived sins, they got a super raw deal.
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Why Do Financial Experts Hate Coffee?
It runs deeper than just your daily cup of joe.
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The Horror Film Stephen King Said Was 'Too Freaky' To Finish
It takes a lot to scare the King of Horror ...
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Remembering Bob Saget: Inside The Loveable Duality of America's Dirty Dad
How Saget went From playing Danny Tanner to becoming a blue-humor icon -- and back again.
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George Lucas' Troll-ish Offer To Build Affordable Housing
A decade later, still no sign of it.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Macaulay Culkin Says He Almost Worked As A WWE Writer
"I can't be a wimp. I'm a WWE Writer" - Kevin McAllister, Probably
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Betty White Almost Starred As Blanche In 'Golden Girls'
No matter how you slice it, Betty White is always golden, girl.
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How Is MrBeast Not Broke?
He keeps giving away money, which seems like a surefire way not to have money
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- By Stephen Buckley
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5 Fascinating Bob Einstein Facts From 'The Super Bob Einstein Movie'
Bob Einstein, much like his iconic character Dave Osbourne, was so, so super.
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Where Aren't They Now? 26 Overlooked Deaths From 2021 (Pt. 1)
Death is in the shadows, waiting for us all
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- By Justin Crockett
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The Office's Rainn Wilson Says He Wants To Wrestle Sting
Ouch
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'Saturday Night Live': Lorne Michaels Says He May Finally Retire
*grabs popcorn*
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