Cracked Archive - Celebrities
No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 15, 2020
We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks
No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 13, 2020
Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke?
According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013.
- By Jesse
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- July 10, 2020
Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 09, 2020
Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace
This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 08, 2020
5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes
These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- July 07, 2020
The Dr. Seuss Antifa Cartoons You've Probably Never Seen
Weird, America First was problematic in the 1940's too?
- By Jesse
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- July 06, 2020
U.S. Congressional Candidate: Beyonce Is Not Black; She's An Undercover Italian
It's a-me, Beyonceo!
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 06, 2020
Carl Reiner And Mel Brooks' Heartbreaking Yet Wonderful Friendship
The two comedy legends hung out every night.
- By Shea
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- July 01, 2020
Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube
Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 01, 2020
Bob Ross Loved Animals (As Much As He Loathed People)
Bob Ross = The Tiger King + Ace Ventura
- By Jesse
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- June 29, 2020
Sacha Baron Cohen's Newest Prank Is Totally Toothless
Song of the Clout.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 29, 2020
5 Absolutely Bananas Celebrity Stalker Tales You've Never Heard
Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 29, 2020
Unexpectedly Sexy Celebrity Photos
Famous people with way more smolder than you realized.
- By AM Smiley
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- June 23, 2020
Leave Mia Khalifa The Hell Alone
Why do people carry so much anger towards the people they've jerked off to?
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 23, 2020
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