Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Joe Rogan Signs $100 Million Deal With Spotify, Thinks Things Won't Change

I hope Joe Rogan, warts and all, can keep being Joe.

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Tell Us Now: Celebrity Encounters That Went Disastrously Wrong

They're regular people, just like us! But then you say something dumb and ruin it.

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Lena Dunham Once Again Doesn't Understand Reality

Poppers don't give you the munchies, Lena.

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Matt Damon Is Living A Fish-Out-Of-Water Comedy In Ireland

They're treating him like a talking dog, and he’s been reacting about the same.

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Papa John’s TikTok Has Intense Divorced Dad Energy

You'll never guess which animals having sex he immortalized as a two-story statue.

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Dumb PR Stunts That Blew Up In Celebs' Faces

You'd think famous people would be better at knowing what makes them look good.

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Celebrity Pets Are Hanging On By A Thread

If only the humans could understand.

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Paparazzi Are Somehow Even More Useless Now

The job of the paparazzi has gotten twice as difficult and 4x as useless

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Billie Eilish Is What Fashion Will Be For A Long Time

Billie Eilish basically predicted the future.

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Like Us, Celebs Are Losing It, Because Everything Sucks Right Now

Reality is extremely balls at the moment.

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The Mockumentary Emerging From January Jones's Instagram Is Legit Art

Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.

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Kanye Summits Billionaire Mountain, Now What?

Like a cliched Christmas movie, we're left wondering -- what do you do for the guy who has everything?

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Hopefully Tom Hanks Is In The Vaccine

As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.

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Truly Impressive Parenting Moves By Famous People

Sometimes famous people do a thing exactly right.

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