Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)
Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)

The famous and infamous passed away in 2020; here are the ones you may have missed.

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Zooey Deschanel Plays Katy Perry in New Music Video, Recognizing Long-Running Joke
Zooey Deschanel Plays Katy Perry in New Music Video, Recognizing Long-Running Joke

I guess aliens missed the wave of early 2010's celebrity lookalike content ...

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We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says
We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says

Whether you spell it "Chanukkah," "Hanukkah," or "Xanuka," you probably haven't said it like this.

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'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack,  Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon
'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack, Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon

Here's how to get your hands on the grown-up equivalent of Honey Boo Boo's

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Dolly Parton Saved A Child's Life While Filming Her New Christmas Movie
Dolly Parton Saved A Child's Life While Filming Her New Christmas Movie

America's sweetheart strikes again!

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Matthew McConaughey on Political Divisiveness: 'Let's Get Aggressively Centric'
Matthew McConaughey on Political Divisiveness: 'Let's Get Aggressively Centric'

Plus, what experts say about the actor's theory of political unity.

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Black Panther's Shuri Has Some Alarming Views On Public Health
Black Panther's Shuri Has Some Alarming Views On Public Health

And of course, the internet roasted her.

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John Mulaney Says 'SNL' Monologue Got Him Investigated By The Secret Service
John Mulaney Says 'SNL' Monologue Got Him Investigated By The Secret Service

The Secret Service, not understanding humor since 1865.

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One Man's Crusade To Officially Name A Island (... After Busta Rhymes?)
One Man's Crusade To Officially Name A Island (... After Busta Rhymes?)

He's just convinced Mr. Rhymes would appreciate its bounty of recreation and healthy snacks.

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5 'What?' Side Projects From The Most Famous People Of 2020
5 'What?' Side Projects From The Most Famous People Of 2020

Lately, everyone's been in the bathroom screaming. But earlier, they did some notable stuff.

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The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell
The Author Of 'Les Miserables' and 'The Hunchback of Notre-Dame' Was Thirsty As Hell

He was the father of French literature, but he was also its daddy.

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Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say
Correction: Brown Stuff Leaking Down Rudy Giuliani's Face Likely Not Hair Dye, Experts Say

Experts sound off on what exactly was that brown gunk streaming down the 'Borat 2' star's temples.

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The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake
The Celebrity Interviewer With Zero Chill: Leta Powell Drake

How do you grow the pair to sit across from the likes of Tim Curry, turn to the camera, and say 'He looks evil in many ways'?

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