Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)
Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 28, 2020
It's Hard To Imagine, But Ellen Might Not Be So Nice
Apparently saying "Be Kind" and actually doing it are two very different things.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 28, 2020
Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine
Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 19, 2020
No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 15, 2020
We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks
No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 13, 2020
Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 09, 2020
Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace
This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 08, 2020
5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes
These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- July 07, 2020
U.S. Congressional Candidate: Beyonce Is Not Black; She's An Undercover Italian
It's a-me, Beyonceo!
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 06, 2020
Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube
Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 01, 2020
Sacha Baron Cohen's Newest Prank Is Totally Toothless
Song of the Clout.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 29, 2020
5 Absolutely Bananas Celebrity Stalker Tales You've Never Heard
Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 29, 2020
Leave Mia Khalifa The Hell Alone
Why do people carry so much anger towards the people they've jerked off to?
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 23, 2020
5 Incredibly Screwed-Up Acts By Beloved Celebrities
Celebrities are just like us ... except when they do stuff like this.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 23, 2020
Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren't The Same
Jon Stewart is not responsible for blending the lines between journalism and entertainment.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 19, 2020
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