Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)

Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.


It's Hard To Imagine, But Ellen Might Not Be So Nice

Apparently saying "Be Kind" and actually doing it are two very different things.


Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine

Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?


No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.


We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks

No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.


Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed

Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.


Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace

This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.


5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes

These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.


Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube

Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.


5 Absolutely Bananas Celebrity Stalker Tales You've Never Heard

Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.


Leave Mia Khalifa The Hell Alone

Why do people carry so much anger towards the people they've jerked off to?


5 Incredibly Screwed-Up Acts By Beloved Celebrities

Celebrities are just like us ... except when they do stuff like this.


Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren't The Same

Jon Stewart is not responsible for blending the lines between journalism and entertainment.