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1 16 Trivia Tidbits About ‘Knocked Up’ for Its 16th Anniversary
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Brian C. Miller
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We've all had a moment in our lives where we've been wronged: Maybe our hearts have been broken, we were passed over for a promotion at work, or even something as petty and simple as being cut off in traffic. What's the healthy thing to do? Probably get it together and move on with our days and our lives… But the more fun option is to wait until the perfect time and unleash petty, juvenile revenge. It turns out that movies from your childhood, like Shrek, were created almost purely to spite Disney. David Bowie's entire career in the 1980s? Basically a revenge plot. And let's not even get into what Burt Reynolds can allegedly do with a helicopter, a Christmas tree, and a couple of sacks of horse manure. Maybe it's all petty and immature, or maybe our own revenge schemes need to step it up a notch or two.
"I am no man"
Source: 21 Long-Game Revenge Schemes
Dante's Divine Comedy
Source: 21 Long-Game Revenge Schemes
David Bowie
Source: 21 Long-Game Revenge Schemes
The Real Avengers
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That's One Way To Do It
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Genghis Khan
Source: 21 Long-Game Revenge Schemes
When Will There Be a Movie About This?
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The Long Game
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Great Use of a Tank
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Alfred Hitchcock
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
George Lucas
Source: 21 Long-Game Revenge Schemes
That's Not What Super Glue Is For
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Burt Reynolds
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Warren Buffett
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Harlan Ellison
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Richard LaGravenese / Gene Siskel
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Winona Ryder
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
50 Cent / Ja Rule
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Lord Byron's Bear
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A Perfectly Proportional Response
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Civil War-Era Revenge
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Fighting Phone Calls with Phone Calls
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Don't Take Dumb Videos on Stolen Laptops
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Keep Your Website Domain Up to Date
Source: 21 Long-Game Revenge Schemes
Brittany Murphy / Ashton Kutcher
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Justin Bieber / Marilyn Manson
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Katy Perry
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Calvin Harris
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Steve Jobs
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Tiffany Haddish
Source: 12 Celebs Who Got Revenge (In Hilariously Nasty Ways)
Michael Eisner
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Vermont Prisoners
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Stephen King
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