14 A+ Puns from Celebrities
![14 A+ Puns from Celebrities](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/6/9/4/905694_320x180.jpg)
Puns, dad jokes, whatever you’d like to call them, they initially seem like they’ll induce eye rolls that’ll throw out your neck, but they can end up eliciting a giggle. Maybe even a full blown belly laugh if you’re in the mood, you silly goose. The line between amazing and tragic here is razor thin, so as funny as we thought these were, you’ll have to judge for yourself. But hey, in the name of a good time, try to keep an open mind. You might just enjoy yourself.
Normally we tend to be a little high and mighty about our comedic tastes, but if these celebrities and seasoned veteran comedians got down with puns, heck, we could put our guard down and track down a few guilty pleasures. Just this once. Okay, unless our editors tell us to find more at some point. And who are we to wet-blanket a celebrity’s good time? Like a masturbating ghost, do you, boo. Sorry. Here are 14 A+ celebrity puns that are a plus. Sorry.
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It was a bathroom, so yeah, we hope they weren’t peeping.
![Tom Hanks was the only Tom having fun in that bathroom. On Conan O'Brien's segment Hanks Secrets, Hanks said that at the 1998 Oscars, he was in the bathroom stall next to Tom Selleck and joked, Looks like we're a couple of peeing Toms. Не then said, His angry silence is something I'll never forget. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/2/905302.jpg)
Here’s one joke he won’t have to apologize for. Well, maybe.
![A rare innocent joke from Tracy Morgan. What's the best social media snack? Insta-Graham crackers! CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/8/905298.jpg)
Get these mother-punin’ puns on this mother-punin’ plane.
![Aw, Samuel L. Jackson didn't curse in this one. How do you catch a unique animal? You nique up on it. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/5/905295.jpg)
A cute one from a cute one.
![Zach Braff gives us one for the ZOO. What is a giraffe's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/7/905297.jpg)
Next time you’re at the marina with Tom and Marsha…
![A nautical pun from Ike Barinholtz. Why didn't the boat dock? Too much pier pressure. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/1/905301.jpg)
Rural or urban, who doesn’t love a good queef joke?
![Phoebe Bridgers did drag as Queef Urban. During a Boygenius show in Nashville, the band protested Tennessee's anti-drag show bill by performing in drag. Phoebe Bridgers' alias Queef Urban is just hilarious. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/3/0/0/905300.jpg)
He’s clearly chosen his Batman. Ours is Keaton, but to each his own.
![We're glad Tom Hopper didn't bail on this one. What do you call it when Batman skips church? A Christian bail! CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/9/905299.jpg)
So, it’s a cannibalistic foot?
![Mark Wahlberg drops the daddiest dad joke ever. What was the foot's favorite type of chips? Dori-toes CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/6/905296.jpg)
Man, we really hope he tells Tom Cruise this joke one day.
![Will Ferrell's ode to Tom Cruise. If spaghetti made an action movie, what would it be called? Mission Im-pasta-ble. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/4/905294.jpg)
Look, we got a few good things out of the ska craze.
![This band's name is a pun! EVERYTHING SO The California-based ska band Reel Big Fish has a couple meanings, and that's just some good, wholesome pun. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/3/905293.jpg)
Mark it on your calendar!
![Tiffany Haddish's new holiday. What's an alcoholic's favorite holiday? Dranksgiving! CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/1/905291.jpg)
POTUS gave us TOTUS.
![A Presidential dad joke. HOUSE THE W7 At the turkey pardoning ceremony in 2015, Obama said Time flies, even if turkeys don't, and he gave us a pun about Abe the turkey: Не is TOTUS... Turkey of the United States. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/9/905289.jpg)
This kid stole our hearts.
![Boris Johnson's childish joke. Did you hear the joke about the burglar who escaped from prison? Не said, 'I'm free! I'm free!' Then a little chap said, 'Well so what? I'm four.'''' CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/0/905290.jpg)
English teachers rejoice.
![You need to see Sterling K. Brown's joke written out. How do you console an English teacher? There, their, they're. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/9/2/905292.jpg)