Cracked Archive - Celebrities
'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon
I wonder how Carole Baskin feels about this ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?
Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.
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- By Carly Tennes
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BREAKING: Dolly Parton, Betty White, and Steve Irwin's Daughter, All Still Wholesome As Heck
Wait, news can still be ... good?
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Little-Known Reasons Behind Celebs' Iconic Features
Some celebrity personas result from something totally unexpected.
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- By Ryan Menezes, Cracked Writers
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15 Famous People With (Unknown) Super Weird Hobbies
Turns out, tap dancing can make you a pretty good skateboarder.
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- By Andrea Meno
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15 Celebrities Who (Spectacularly) Wasted Money
At least some of these monsters seem to tip well.
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- By Jesse
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14 Famous People Who Tanked Their Careers Or Tarnished Legacies (In Strange Ways)
Anyone can simply melt down in public. Only true visionaries can ruin their careers in these novel ways.
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- By Jesse
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4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Reversed Completely
The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?
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- By Mark Hill
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16 Celebrities Who Are Smarter Than People Think
Turns out Dolph Lundgren's muscles are filled with knowledge.
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Wild Origin Stories Of Celebrity Stage Names
Who said it? "I am Caryn, but I was a bit of a stinker"
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- By Jesse
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4 Famous Ad People With Rad Lesser Known Work
Spokespeople the deserve fame beyond their ability to make us buy stuff ...
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- By Ryan Herrera
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15 Little-Known Underdog Stories (Of Celebs)
So let's hope Hollywood doesn't touch the following celebrity biographies, because these underdog tales are dramatic enough.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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16 Celebs Who Lost Huge Endorsements For Bizarre Reasons
Brand it like Beckham.
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- By Jesse
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19 Celebs Who Got Themselves Banned From TV Shows
Getting banned from Twitter? That's easy. Getting banned the old-fashioned way, by pissing off a TV host? That takes dedication.
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- By Eli Yudin
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19 Weirdo Demands By Famous Actors
Find out the one thing Samuel L. Jackson loves more than cursing.
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- By Eli Yudin
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