Cracked Archive - Celebrities

15 Celebrity (Timelessly Idiotic) Quotes

We don't say this often, but... Kourtney Kardashian raises an excellent question.

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By Jesse

Published

February 26, 2021

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82

13 Boy Band Updates

Maybe idolizing young men isn't the best thing for their mental health.

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By Shea

Published

February 24, 2021

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52

Martha Stewart's Parole Officer Banned Her From Hosting 'Saturday Night Live'

'Live from New York, it's Saturday night!' -- not Martha Stewart

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 23, 2021

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8

Pre-'WandaVision', Elizabeth Olsen Was The Center Of A Very '90s Mary-Kate and Ashley Diss Track

Who knew Mary-Kate and Ashley's 'Terminator' impression could cut so deep?

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 23, 2021

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24

Jim Henson's Wildly-Violent Pre-Muppets Coffee Commercials Go Viral

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 22, 2021

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14

SHOCKING! Kim Kardashian Divorces Kanye West

I'm sure absolutely no one could have predicted this!

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 19, 2021

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33

The Internet Roasts Kendall Jenner For Secret Tequila Line

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 17, 2021

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46

Hasbro Scraps Action Figures of The Mandalorian's Cara Dune Following Gina Carano's Firing

First a scrapped sequel. Now, a scrapped action figure.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 16, 2021

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95

15 Celebs Who Gave Up Fame And Found Happiness

Celebs have the option of walking away from it all and actually being normal … or being awesome.

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By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes

Published

February 16, 2021

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66

15 Times The Internet Thought A Beloved Celebrity Had Died

Turns out, the internet is pretty good at making up fake stories.

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By Timon DJ Spajic

Published

February 16, 2021

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21

Don’t Try This At Home: 12 Non-Comic Celebrities Who Took A Stab At Comedy

Think you’re funnier than the cast on SNL? So did these celebs, who mostly found out otherwise.

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By Matt Solomon

Published

February 15, 2021

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24

3 Surprising Updates Following Britney Spears' Explosive New Documentary

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 12, 2021

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23

3 Bizarre Details From Gina Carano's 'Mandalorian' Firing

Baby Yoda does not approve.

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 11, 2021

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187

15 Surprising Tattoos Of Celebrities

Wasn't expecting that.

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By Shea

Published

February 11, 2021

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32

BREAKING: Britney Spears Responds To Controversial New Documentary

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By Carly Tennes

Published

February 10, 2021

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8