Cracked Archive - Celebrities

15 Celebrity (Timelessly Idiotic) Quotes
We don't say this often, but... Kourtney Kardashian raises an excellent question.
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13 Boy Band Updates
Maybe idolizing young men isn't the best thing for their mental health.
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- By Shea
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Martha Stewart's Parole Officer Banned Her From Hosting 'Saturday Night Live'
'Live from New York, it's Saturday night!' -- not Martha Stewart
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- By Carly Tennes
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Pre-'WandaVision', Elizabeth Olsen Was The Center Of A Very '90s Mary-Kate and Ashley Diss Track
Who knew Mary-Kate and Ashley's 'Terminator' impression could cut so deep?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Jim Henson's Wildly-Violent Pre-Muppets Coffee Commercials Go Viral
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- By Carly Tennes
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SHOCKING! Kim Kardashian Divorces Kanye West
I'm sure absolutely no one could have predicted this!
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Internet Roasts Kendall Jenner For Secret Tequila Line
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- By Carly Tennes
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Hasbro Scraps Action Figures of The Mandalorian's Cara Dune Following Gina Carano's Firing
First a scrapped sequel. Now, a scrapped action figure.
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- By Carly Tennes
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15 Celebs Who Gave Up Fame And Found Happiness
Celebs have the option of walking away from it all and actually being normal … or being awesome.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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15 Times The Internet Thought A Beloved Celebrity Had Died
Turns out, the internet is pretty good at making up fake stories.
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- By Timon DJ Spajic
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Don’t Try This At Home: 12 Non-Comic Celebrities Who Took A Stab At Comedy
Think you’re funnier than the cast on SNL? So did these celebs, who mostly found out otherwise.
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- By Matt Solomon
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3 Surprising Updates Following Britney Spears' Explosive New Documentary
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- By Carly Tennes
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3 Bizarre Details From Gina Carano's 'Mandalorian' Firing
Baby Yoda does not approve.
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- By Carly Tennes
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BREAKING: Britney Spears Responds To Controversial New Documentary
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- By Carly Tennes
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