Cracked Archive - Celebrities
U.S. Congressional Candidate: Beyonce Is Not Black; She's An Undercover Italian
It's a-me, Beyonceo!
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 06, 2020
Carl Reiner And Mel Brooks' Heartbreaking Yet Wonderful Friendship
The two comedy legends hung out every night.
- By Shea
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- July 01, 2020
Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube
Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 01, 2020
Bob Ross Loved Animals (As Much As He Loathed People)
Bob Ross = The Tiger King + Ace Ventura
- By Jesse
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- June 29, 2020
Sacha Baron Cohen's Newest Prank Is Totally Toothless
Song of the Clout.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 29, 2020
5 Absolutely Bananas Celebrity Stalker Tales You've Never Heard
Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- June 29, 2020
Unexpectedly Sexy Celebrity Photos
Famous people with way more smolder than you realized.
- By AM Smiley
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- June 23, 2020
Leave Mia Khalifa The Hell Alone
Why do people carry so much anger towards the people they've jerked off to?
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 23, 2020
5 Incredibly Screwed-Up Acts By Beloved Celebrities
Celebrities are just like us ... except when they do stuff like this.
- By Mark Hill
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- June 23, 2020
Why Jon Stewart And Tucker Carlson Aren't The Same
Jon Stewart is not responsible for blending the lines between journalism and entertainment.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 19, 2020
Famous Quotes You've Been Getting All Wrong
Someone's got some 'splainin' to do.
- By Jesse
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- June 19, 2020
On Grooming And Power Imbalances
Time to stand up and draw some conclusions.
- By Cedric Voets
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- June 19, 2020
How Did Tupac Get Into That Goofy Mall Advertisement?
Real eyes realize real ads.
- By Jesse
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- June 18, 2020
Our Current Reality Is 'Hellboy's Ron Pearlman Challenging Ted Cruz To Fight
Who needs the WWE when you have politicians and actors.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 15, 2020
Spend Thousands For The Privilege Of Talking To D-List Celebs For Ten Minutes
Jeremy Piven has gone full Ari Gold.
- By Dan Duddy
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- June 15, 2020
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