Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Nicolas Cage Was Once Bailed Out Of Jail By Dog The Bounty Hunter
It was inevitable their paths would cross.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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0 For Sale: 'Evidence' Nicolas Cage Is A Vampire
Cameras don't lie! (Cameras actually lie all the time.)
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- By Ryan Menezes
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That Time Nicolas Cage Tripped His 'Face-Off' With His Cat
The cat went for the stuff like it was catnip.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The $100,000 Nicolas Cage Treasure Lost At Sea
Dive in after it, if you dare.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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The 15 Awesomest Ways Nicolas Cage Spent His Money
He can’t say he wasn’t at least a little complicit in his financial downfall.
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15 Celebrity Cult Members (And a Few Leaders)
Even the people society has decided are the most impressive people aren’t immune.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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50 Cent Bet $750K Floyd Mayweather Couldn't Read One Page Of A Harry Potter Book
Floyd Mayweather, he don't read good.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Surprising Inventions of Unlikely Celebrities
Some of those pretty faces have actual brains behind them.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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J.K. Rowling Gave Her Dad A Harry Potter First Edition, And He Promptly Sold It
He didn't much care for her Father's Day gift.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Ways Hugh Hefner Was Even Creepier Than You Thought
Pornographers aren’t exactly held up as models of morality, but for as long as most of you have been alive, society has regarded Hugh Hefner as its horny but harmless grandpa.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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The $140,000 Oscar Gift Bags Now Come With Land
Free things are neat! Us poors can totally relate!
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- By Zanandi Botes
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The Untold Story Of Robert Pattinson's 'Relationship' To Vlad The Impaler
To be fair, you may be too.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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You Can't Love Heckling And Hate Will Smith
I can't believe the people we encourage to scream at comedians would actually ESCALATE that!
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- By Eli Yudin
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15 Bizarre Details of Celebrity Deaths
You know what they say: Live by the weird, die by the weird.
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- By Amanda Mannen
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REMINDER: Cleanses Are Just Expensive Diarrhea
Quite literally flushing money down the toilet.
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- By Eli Yudin
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