Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Britney Spears Is Hopefully One Step Closer To Being Free
If you've seen the hashtag.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 20, 2020
Even Taylor Swift Is Done With This BS
Taylor Swift is going in on politics like it's one of her ex-boyfriends.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 17, 2020
Sam Neill From 'Jurassic Park' Runs the Best Farm Now
'What’s amusing me today? It's mostly my duck.'
- By Amanda Mannen
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- August 15, 2020
Behold! The Most Powerful (And Horny) Celebrity Couple Of All Time
My favorite celebrity couple can rip the spines out of your favorite celebrity couple.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 09, 2020
If 'Ellen' Actually Ends, Then Who Should Replace Her?
The replacement for Ellen has some big sneakers to fill.
- By Dan Duddy
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- August 04, 2020
George R.R. Martin Got Into Some Racist Trouble At The Hugo Awards
Old Martin yells at the cloud, tries to summon Cthulhu.
- By Cedric Voets
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- August 04, 2020
6 Little-Known Weird Tales From Famous Weirdos
Only a cynic would write off these zanies as mere weirdos.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- August 04, 2020
Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)
Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 28, 2020
It's Hard To Imagine, But Ellen Might Not Be So Nice
Apparently saying "Be Kind" and actually doing it are two very different things.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 28, 2020
Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine
Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?
- By Cedric Voets
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- July 19, 2020
No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon
Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 15, 2020
We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks
No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.
- By Dan Duddy
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- July 13, 2020
Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed
Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.
- By Luis Prada
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- July 09, 2020
Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace
This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- July 08, 2020
5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes
These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.
- By Ryan Menezes
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- July 07, 2020
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