Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Like Us, Celebs Are Losing It, Because Everything Sucks Right Now
Reality is extremely balls at the moment.
- By Eirik Gumeny
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- May 04, 2020
The Mockumentary Emerging From January Jones's Instagram Is Legit Art
Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.
- By Amanda Mannen
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- May 01, 2020
Kanye Summits Billionaire Mountain, Now What?
Like a cliched Christmas movie, we're left wondering -- what do you do for the guy who has everything?
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 27, 2020
Hopefully Tom Hanks Is In The Vaccine
As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 27, 2020
Truly Impressive Parenting Moves By Famous People
Sometimes famous people do a thing exactly right.
- By Scott Laffey
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- April 25, 2020
Jesse Ventura Running For President Would Be Bonkers
We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.
- By Dan Duddy
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- April 23, 2020
A 'Paparazzi-Proof' House Sounds Super Annoying
The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 20, 2020
Early Celebrity Photos That Don't Look Like The Same Person
Even people who are constantly photographed can be unrecognizable.
- By Tim Hawkman
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- April 19, 2020
Amy Schumer's Baby's Name Was Accidentally A Great Joke
Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 15, 2020
Weird Ways Famous Stars Got Their Big Breaks
Turns out movie stars are still getting their big breaks in weird ways.
- By Zanandi Botes
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- April 11, 2020
It's Been A Big Week For Ugly Celebrity Houses
Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?
- By Amanda Mannen
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- April 10, 2020
Aunt Becky's Daughters' Couldn't Even Fake Rowing Photos
A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 10, 2020
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