Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Shocking! 'Bachelorette' Couple Who Got Engaged after Two Weeks of Dating Splits
Shocking! 'Bachelorette' Couple Who Got Engaged after Two Weeks of Dating Splits

Wow! Who could have ever seen this coming!

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'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon
'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon

I wonder how Carole Baskin feels about this ...

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Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?
Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?

Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.

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4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Have Reversed Completely
4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Have Reversed Completely

The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?

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4 Famous Ad People With Rad Lesser Known Work
4 Famous Ad People With Rad Lesser Known Work

Spokespeople the deserve fame beyond their ability to make us buy stuff ...

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5 Horrific Things Beloved Celebs Got Away With
5 Horrific Things Beloved Celebs Got Away With

Just because they're famous doesn't mean they're not trash.

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Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can
Aunt Becky is Finally Out Of The Can

Aunt Becky is back!

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Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s
Katy Perry Pretended To Be Zooey Deschanel To Get Into Clubs In The Early 2000s

Before Deschanel was mistakenly zapped into a UFO in Katy Perry's new music video, the actress already had her identity abducted -- by the "E.T." singer herself.

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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 2)
Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 2)

Continuing our look at the famous and infamous that you may have missed passed away in 2020.

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Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)
Overlooked (But Very Notable) Deaths In 2020 (Part 1)

The famous and infamous passed away in 2020; here are the ones you may have missed.

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Zooey Deschanel Plays Katy Perry in New Music Video, Recognizing Long-Running Joke
Zooey Deschanel Plays Katy Perry in New Music Video, Recognizing Long-Running Joke

I guess aliens missed the wave of early 2010's celebrity lookalike content ...

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We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says
We've Been Pronouncing 'Hanukkah' Wrong All These Years, Smokey Robinson Says

Whether you spell it "Chanukkah," "Hanukkah," or "Xanuka," you probably haven't said it like this.

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'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack,  Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon
'Acting Juice' Feels Like A Heart Attack, Is Emily Blunt's Secret Weapon

Here's how to get your hands on the grown-up equivalent of Honey Boo Boo's

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