Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Like Us, Celebs Are Losing It, Because Everything Sucks Right Now

Reality is extremely balls at the moment.

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The Mockumentary Emerging From January Jones's Instagram Is Legit Art

Apparently, she's been a surrealist comedy genius this whole time.

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Kanye Summits Billionaire Mountain, Now What?

Like a cliched Christmas movie, we're left wondering -- what do you do for the guy who has everything?

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Hopefully Tom Hanks Is In The Vaccine

As a side effect, you will develop a fascination with old typewriters.

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Truly Impressive Parenting Moves By Famous People

Sometimes famous people do a thing exactly right.

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Jesse Ventura Running For President Would Be Bonkers

We're hoping to see at least one clothesline.

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A 'Paparazzi-Proof' House Sounds Super Annoying

The cost of avoiding paparazzi goes way beyond the literal price tag.

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Early Celebrity Photos That Don't Look Like The Same Person

Even people who are constantly photographed can be unrecognizable.

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Amy Schumer's Baby's Name Was Accidentally A Great Joke

Joke names aren't hard to come up with, but it's special when they actually show up on the birth certificate.

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Henry Cavill Is An Apex Nerd

Superman's hobby is super small.

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Weird Ways Famous Stars Got Their Big Breaks

Turns out movie stars are still getting their big breaks in weird ways.

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It's Been A Big Week For Ugly Celebrity Houses

Is it a Canadian thing? Is that why Justin Bieber's and Drake's houses are so hideous?

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Aunt Becky's Daughters' Couldn't Even Fake Rowing Photos

A picture is worth a thousand words, and even more in 'donation money.'

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