Cracked Archive - Celebrities

4 Shameless Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns
4 Shameless Uses of Dead Celebrities by Marketing Campaigns

This issue has flown under the radar long enough.

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4 Famous People Who Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites
4 Famous People Who Get Away With Being Total Hypocrites

Hypocrites and the entertainment industry have always gone hand in hand, but the relationship has become noticeably more intense in recent years.

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Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths from 2013
Where Aren't They Now? 16 Overlooked Deaths from 2013

Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.

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Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Appearance in Comic Books
Reagan's Legacy, Based Only on His Appearance in Comic Books

Here are some excerpts from the Ronald Reagan biography I composed using only comic books as my guide.

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The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People of 2013
The 5 Most Undeservedly Hated Famous People of 2013

It's December, which means fans should brace themselves for an onslaught of lists of the best and worst things of the year that has almost passed.

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10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)
10 Celebrity-Themed Sex Positions (Part 3)

Settle in with your oils and prepare for the third installment of celebrity sex positions.

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5 Hilariously Bizarre Early Careers of Famous People
5 Hilariously Bizarre Early Careers of Famous People

Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.

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5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles
5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles

It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.

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7 'Saved By the Bell' Plots That Prove Zack Is a Sociopath
7 'Saved By the Bell' Plots That Prove Zack Is a Sociopath

If Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing.

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5 Celebrities You Didn't Know Ass-Kicked Their Way to Fame
5 Celebrities You Didn't Know Ass-Kicked Their Way to Fame

The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.

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5 Pop Culture Images That Warped Our Psyches for Life
5 Pop Culture Images That Warped Our Psyches for Life

Even if you're not like me, even if these images have no meaning for you, then at the very least, I have met my deadline, and isn't that all that really matters?

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4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Idols
4 Most Horrifying Marriages Between Fans and Their Idols

Falling in love with your idol is a dream come true. A dream that should have been reported to police immediately.

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The 5 Most Notorious Joke Thieves on the Internet
The 5 Most Notorious Joke Thieves on the Internet

If you're going to steal, at least have the good sense to do it when no one is watching.

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