Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Celebrities You Had No Idea Quit Fame For Normal Jobs
Once you get rich and famous at something like acting, it's most definitely possible to spend the next 30 years on a weirdo secret passion.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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232 7 Stories Of Celebrity Encounters You Won’t Believe Are True
Celebrities don't like to hang out with randos -- unless they are CELEBRITY randos.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Pissed-Off Actors Whose Demands Radically Changed Movies
Spoiler alerts and all that good stuff.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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7 Homes Of The Rich And Famous (That Are Gloriously Insane)
Remember dreaming about living in a mansion that was also a rocket ship? Celebrities are living those dreams.
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- By Jim Avery
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Jesus Crashes Archie's Beach Party: 6 Bizarre Comic Cameos
Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.
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- By Brett Taylor
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6 Actors Whose Offscreen Lives Are A Hilarious Surprise
Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.
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- By Adam Wears
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6 Celebrities Who Are Surprisingly Angry On Twitter
That's it, let it all out - just don't do it on Twitter.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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6 Celebrity Kickstarters That Failed In Hilarious Ways
Some random nobody managed to get $55,000 for potato salad, and the following celebrities still failed miserably to reach their goals.
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- By Jim Avery
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5 Beloved Actors Who Almost Exclusively Worked Drunk
Today's cautionary tales of excess aren't inventions of modern Hollywood. This kind of thing has actually been going on forever.
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- By Tyler Johnson
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Great Art With Bizarre Flaws You Never Noticed & Can't Unsee
Sometimes an artistic genius has a weak spot right in their chosen field, and we somehow all agree to overlook it.
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- By Abraham Mireles, Rachel P.
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Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities
Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.
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- By Carolyn Burke
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5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera
Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.
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- By E. Reid Ross
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6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities
A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.
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- By Luke John Smith
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6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals
Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect
Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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