Cracked Archive - Celebrities
This issue has flown under the radar long enough.
- By J.F. Sargent
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- April 01, 2014
Hypocrites and the entertainment industry have always gone hand in hand, but the relationship has become noticeably more intense in recent years.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 20, 2014
Every year we like to stop and remember those whose passing didn't make headlines, despite the fact that each changed your life in some small way.
- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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- December 31, 2013
Here are some excerpts from the Ronald Reagan biography I composed using only comic books as my guide.
- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- December 21, 2013
It's December, which means fans should brace themselves for an onslaught of lists of the best and worst things of the year that has almost passed.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- December 06, 2013
Settle in with your oils and prepare for the third installment of celebrity sex positions.
- By Gladstone
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- October 13, 2013
Before your favorite actors, musicians, and TV personalities got their big break, they had to work for a living just like the rest of us schlubs.
- By Richie Ryan, Aaron Short
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- September 25, 2013
It turns out being a sex symbol isn't all it cracked up to be.
- By Amanda Mannen, Ryan Menezes
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- September 17, 2013
If Zack isn't doing something heartlessly self-serving, he isn't breathing.
- By Erin Mallory Long
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- September 14, 2013
The next time you see a celebrity walking down the red carpet surrounded by scary-looking guys in black suits, pay attention to those muscleheads: One of them could become the next big thing.
- By Evan V. Symon , Ryan Menezes
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- September 02, 2013
Even if you're not like me, even if these images have no meaning for you, then at the very least, I have met my deadline, and isn't that all that really matters?
- By Gladstone
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- August 30, 2013
Falling in love with your idol is a dream come true. A dream that should have been reported to police immediately.
- By Mara Wilson
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- August 27, 2013
PR is a helluva drug.
- By Amanda Mannen, Javier Yepes
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- August 20, 2013
If you're going to steal, at least have the good sense to do it when no one is watching.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- August 16, 2013
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