Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Sometimes, society has a very hard time letting go.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- December 29, 2014
Hating celebrities became really boring in 2014.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- December 26, 2014
Every year at this time, Cracked likes to stop and memorialize the less famous deaths that probably flew under your radar.
- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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- December 23, 2014
We lost great and fascinating people who you knew when they were famous, but whose deaths probably didn't trend on Twitter for more than a few hours
- By Lisa Skye, Paul Rasche
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- December 22, 2014
The problem with our perception of history is that, over the years, the combined forces of Hollywood, gossip, and biased sources have come together to form an indestructible Voltron of ignorance.
- By Pat Carnell
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- December 04, 2014
Now that we've ingested and pooped out our best jokes on the greatest interview of the year, I'd like to step back a moment and remind everyone why kids like Willow and Jaden aren't so bad.
- By Kristi Harrison
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- November 20, 2014
There's a lot of good reasons to dislike Lena Dunham, so make sure you pick an actually good reason.
- By Alice Jane Axness
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- November 14, 2014
- By Cher Martinetti
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- November 07, 2014
On a day when the Canadian parliament was attacked by a terrorist, a serial killer confessed to killing at least seven women in Indiana, everyone was asking one thing: 'What happened to Renee Zellweger's face?'
- By Kristi Harrison
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- October 23, 2014
Think of the mind-numbingly awesome movies we might wind up with if Hollywood grew a pair and adapted some of the weirdest legends out there.
- By Pauli Poisuo
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- September 09, 2014
You can still probably find them by Googling 'Hello, I'm kind of a terrible person, give me something that does not legally belong to me as quickly as possible.'
- By Daniel O'Brien
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- September 05, 2014
Cool didn't even go to die in these ads, because cool wasn't allowed within 500 feet of the studio.
- By Jason Iannone
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- August 25, 2014
Jon Stewart is better than you.
- By Aaron Short, Michael Dawson , Michael Hossey
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- August 12, 2014
It is damn near impossible to make any questionable comments about a work of art's inherent quality -- unless, of course, that artwork was made by radically out-of-touch celebrities.
- By Rodney Taylor
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- July 26, 2014
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