Willie Nelson is a great musician, avid stoner, and can probably kick your ass.
It turns out, the screaming nightmare of a stage persona is only covering up the social skills of a coked-up toddler.
The masquerade merchants of the Internet have been putting all their elbow grease into their celebrity costumes this October. So let us behold their cornucopia of head-turning disguises.
You never know when a new celebrity feud will pop up. The only surprising thing about them is how dumb the backgrounds leading to the beef can be.
Welcome to Bummer City. Population: 6 Sad, Sad Celebrities.
The limelight isn't for everyone. Some people just turn around and casually stroll to greener pastures in the other direction.
Within the punk rock! Ramones, there was some serious love for Ronald Reagan, The NRA, and a belief that Richard Nixon got a raw deal.
Sometimes even the most seemingly affable individuals reveal themselves to be kinda dickheads.
Prepare for a story where no one comes off as the good guy.
We asked our readers to condense the careers of some of the most famous celebrities out there for quick referencing.