Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect

Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.


6 Amazing Post-Fame Careers Of One-Hit Wonders

It's hard to shake off the label of


6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks

Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.


11 Icons Of Cool Caught Doing Super Uncool Things

Even Queen Bey has awkward moments in front of thousands of screaming fans.


6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things

Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.


13 Disturbing Ways Celebrities See The World

It's mostly insane, as expected.


5 Where Are They Now's You Won't Believe Aren't Made Up

Most celebrities exit the limelight by taking their money and having a boring retirement. Then there are these guys.


The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives

The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.


6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World

Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.


25 Absurd Early Roles Celebrities Don't Want You To See

Yes, Seth, we'd like fries with that.


Why Michael Keaton Doesn't Realize 'Birdman' Is About Him

If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.


People Donated Money To Kanye West: 7 Things They Don't Get

Kanye West isn't broke, people.


Miley Cyrus's Current Mood Is A Photoshop I Did 7 Years Ago

A few days ago, Miley Cyrus posted a photo to Instagram. It's a photo that I poorly Photoshopped on purpose seven years ago for my first column here at Cracked.


7 Celebrity Fakers You Won't Believe Fooled The World

It turns out lots of regular schmucks are using the power of vaguely resembling famous people for more than just groping random women on the bow of a pretend ship in a mall food court.