Cracked Archive - Celebrities

4 Celebrity Books That Will Make You Question Your Sanity

For celebrities, trying new things is fine, as long as you keep your freaky interests private.


5 Stories That Will Compel You To Quit Your Day Job

It's never too late. It's also never easy.


25 Celebrity Lookalikes You Never Noticed (And Can't Un-See)

Pretty much, you could interchange one for the other and no one would ever be the wiser.


20 Famous People Who Have No Idea How Reality Works Anymore

Further proof that there isn't enough money in the world that can buy you a dose of reality.


6 Movies Based on a True Story That Left Out Important Stuff

Usually 'based on a true story' means 'cut out all the crazy and depressing stuff' not 'cut out all the awesome shit.'


16 Famous People Who Seemingly Turned Into Different Humans

Physical changes are inevitable. Still, that doesn't mean that some physical changes are more mind-blowing than others.


5 Insane Ways We're Not Letting Celebrities Die

Celebrities must increasingly fear the living plundering their posthumous products and images like zombies descending on a hotdog factory.


5 Women Cut from Pop Culture History for Being Too Important

There are a lot of women who basically redefined pop culture and never got the credit they were due.


5 Strange Realities of Life With a Famous Dad

We sat down with Billy Mays III to learn just what life was like living with a father who cranked the volume on capitalism all the way up to 11.


6 Famous People Who Did Creepy Things to Their Own Family

Without nepotism, the world would have never known the brilliant acting career of Jaden Smith and the enduring wit and music of Paris Hilton. Sometimes, though, nepotism should probably be avoided.


5 Brilliant Ways Historical Figures Dealt With Their Haters

Famous people throughout history, who I'm now calling 'hist-lebrities,' have dealt with haters in their own ways -- which I now share with you, my probable haters.


4 Recent Scandals That Would Have Opposite Outcomes Today

Scandals don't change much, but people do.


24 Celebrity Tweets That America Would Never Recover From

So much wishful thinking, so few characters.


13 Celebrities With Weird Quirks You Never Noticed

When you're famous, they're called quirks. When you're not, they make you a weirdo.