Cracked Archive - Celebrities

13 Photos That Shatter Your Image of Famous People (Part 2)

Famous people manage their image carefully. Thankfully the Internet still finds ways to discover the truth.

By Jason Pargin
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July 23, 2013

5 Beloved Celebrities Everyone Forgets Did Terrible Things

We forever remember Michael Richards for screaming racial slurs, and Charlie Sheen will always be a punchline, but the vast majority of the world has forgotten about these.

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By Lachlan M., Javier Yepes
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July 16, 2013

5 Famous Actors Who Play the Same Role in Every Commercial

The best way to tell what a person is all about is to see how they act when they're paid millions to look like they enjoy something.

By Daniel Dockery
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July 13, 2013

6 Insane Reasons Formerly Famous People Dropped Off the Map

Not every Tinseltown career ends after being busted for having a cocaine-snorting contest with an aardvark. Sometimes, their lives take a somewhat unexpected turn.

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By Robin Warder
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July 01, 2013

The 5 Most Hilarious Actor Meltdowns Behind Famous Movies

Hollywood meltdowns make Chernobyl look like routine procedure.

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By Ricardo Rivera
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June 23, 2013

5 Beloved Celebrities Who Were Nothing Like You Think

In some cases, real celebrity personalities actually contradicted the one thing they're now famous for.

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By Dennis Fulton
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June 12, 2013

7 Reasons Child Stars Go Crazy (An Insider's Perspective)

I chose to start acting when I was 5. It was my decision, and my parents tried their hardest to discourage me.

By Mara Wilson
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May 28, 2013

5 Celebrities You Won't Believe Were Badass Soldiers

Most celebrities are profoundly disappointing in real life. Not these guys.

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5 Post-Apocalyptic Career Choices for Famous Zombie Killers

I decided I'd take a simple zombie-killing article and give it a twist: ranking my favorite zombie killers of all time, and then choosing proper careers for them in a post-apocalyptic world.

By Gladstone
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May 21, 2013

The 5 Most Baffling Celebrity Cameos in Pro Wrestling

One reason pro wrestling will probably stick around forever is that there are certain advantages to having everything scripted, such as making sure shocking underdog stories happen right on schedule, and celebrity guest appearances.

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By Andrei Cherascu
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May 18, 2013

6 Reasons Good Bands Start to Suck: An Illustrated Guide

Is it fair to expect artists to never lose it? Why can't artists just be good forever?

By Winston Rowntree
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May 10, 2013

5 Heartwarming Stories to Restore Your Faith in Celebrities

We should stop every now and then and point out when celebrities do nice or even heroic things. Because it does happen.

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By Ricardo Rivera
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April 22, 2013

The 4 Most Weirdly Obnoxious Celebrity Fanbases

These are four celebrities whose fans I'm sure to avoid at parties and online.

By Gladstone
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April 16, 2013

The 8 Most Horribly Insulting Attempts to Honor the Dead

When you're trying to create a dignified memorial to some historic event, it's important to ask yourself, 'Is what I'm about to create actually ridiculous and/or insulting to everyone involved?'

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