Cracked Archive - Celebrities

6 Celebrities (You Never Realized Have Terrifying Hobbies)

Mike Tyson is famous for punching people in the face. Pigeons are famous for pooping on your car. Together, they race!

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The 5 Celebrity Arrests We'll Probably See Next

The fact that R. Kelly isn't behind bars already is quickly becoming one of life's most fascinating mysteries.

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6 Famous People With Secret (Eerily Opposite) Family Members

The fact that Ben Franklin had an illegitimate son wasn't even the most awkward conversation had at the Franklin family dinner table.

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6 Feel-Good Stories From 2015 That Had Horrible Endings

It pains us to inform you that all of those silly and life-affirming Internet stories that distracted from civilization's inexorable march into the void were just the E. coli icing on 2015's cake of turds.

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5 Huge Celebrities With Insane Secret Backstories

Some celebrities take the scenic route to stardom, and wind up going down some strange back roads.

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5 Great Actors With Dumb Early Roles They Hope We Forgot

In 1982, a promising young actor named Tom Hanks nailed his first movie role: a made-for-TV drama about the evils of tabletop RPGs.

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8 Ways To Make Yourself A Better Person (With Ben Affleck)

Hi, my name is Pauli, and Ben Affleck helped me become a better person. Let's see how far he can take me.

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6 WTF Origin Stories Behind Famous Pop-Culture Names

In a world where people will spend hours and hours of time coming up with the perfect name, these people just blindly stumbled into something iconic.

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5 Awful People We Were Forced to Know In 2015

I know it's a weird thing to say, but when you get right down to it, there was no real reason for Martin Shkreli to be as big of a news story as he turned out to be in 2015.

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17 Outrageous Lies Celebrities Thought They'd Get Away With

Mila Kunis wasn't 18 until the fourth season of 'That '70s Show.' We'll let that sink in for some of you.

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12 Moments That (Probably) Made Celebrities Who They Are

We always figured Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel were cut from the same cloth. And by cloth we mean body.

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20 Horrifying Things Celebrities Have Hiding In Their Past

We've all got some skeletons in our family closets. It's just a matter of finding ways to rise above them.

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23 Celebrities Who Are Shockingly Good At Other Things

Willie Nelson is a great musician, avid stoner, and can probably kick your ass.

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The Real Reason Everyone Hates The Kardashians

Ugh, the Kardashians are the worst, am I right? No, I'm not right. In fact, if you did agree with that, I have some bad news -- you're the worst.

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