Cracked Archive - Celebrities

So, Justin Bieber Just Challenged Tom Cruise To An MMA Fight
We know, we're tired too.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Goop For Men, Yikes
Take our handy test to find out if you're Goop material!
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- By Cedric Voets
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No, J.K. Rowling, We Don't Want To Hear More Magic Trivia
Four new books are coming, but we've already seen too much.
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- By Cedric Voets
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6 Artists Whose Secret Life Challenges Shaped Their Work
Forget lemonade; turn lemons into beloved and highly profitable works of art.
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- By Kelly Stone
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5 Gross Celebrity Quotes We All Forgot About
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Unbelievably Petty Moves Pulled By The Ultra-Rich
Honestly it's a little weird we've all given all this a pass.
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- By Mark Hill
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6 Surprising Ways Celebrities Changed The Law
These celebs changed the world in truly meaningful ways.
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- By Sarah Philip
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Dennis Rodman: Good At Basketball, Bad At Yoga Studio Theft?
Some days the headlines just write themselves!
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- By Luis Prada
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The 5 Most Bizarre Celebrity Encounters With Donald Trump
Trump has a few bawdy celebrity tales to tell.
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- By Adam Wears
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The 5 Most Desperate Attempts By Celebrities To Stay Famous
Some forgotten celebrities refuse to take it lying down.
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- By Peter I. Santiago, Sarah Philip
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And Now, Nicolas Cage Singing 'Purple Rain'
You've waited your entire life for this moment.
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- By Luis Prada
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Kanye West Went To Coachella, Sold Overpriced Church Shirts
There is truly no better way to honor Jesus.
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- By Luis Prada
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5 Pre-Fame Celebrity Stories You've Never Heard Before
Being a celebrity is all about managing your image.
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- By Adam Wears
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Tom Hiddleston's Chinese Vitamin Ad Is Deranged Art
The Loki actor is throwing some low-key serial killer vibes in this creepy ad.
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- By Cedric Voets
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And Now, Dr. Dre On The College Admission Scandal
His daughter got in due to good grades (please ignore the $70 million donation).
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- By Luis Prada
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