For celebrities, keeping closeted passions out of the limelight can be difficult.
This is why you just CGI dead celebrities to do your bidding.
Spoiler alerts and all that good stuff.
We talked to Sam about what it's like to live life as a prop in a celebrity's rape scandal in a country that still has no idea what to think about sexual assault victims.
Remember dreaming about living in a mansion that was also a rocket ship? Celebrities are living those dreams.
Just a reminder that it's always a good idea to practice your witty zingers.
Your favorite musicians are responsible for the short tunes that inspire madness whenever they're heard.
Like any entertainment medium, comics are in a constant, frantic battle to stay relevant. Which is how we ended up with ridiculous guest appearances.
Peter's father, Wilhelm Reich, happened to be a famous and controversial psychoanalyst who was thrown in jail by the U,S. government. That made his formative moment somewhat more complicated.
These people pretty much wish you'd forget about them.
It turns out that, no, famous people did not just appear beautifully from the void.
Spoiler alert: Actors are not the same people as the roles they play.
That's it, let it all out - just don't do it on Twitter.