15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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12 Mascots and Their Full Ridiculous Real Names

12 Mascots and Their Full Ridiculous Real Names

When creating a brand name it’s great when you can make a recognizable face and name for your mascot. Sometimes one name isn’t enough for those people who obsess over the past and lore of a cereal’s cartoon ship captain. Here’s what gets printed on the driver’s license of these famous mascots.

CRACKED.COM CAPT. HORATIO MAGELLAN CRUNCH The good captain was named after other famous captains and explorers who would also ruin your mouth with sharp sugar cereal if given the chance.

Source: Delish

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