Cracked Archive - Celebrities
27 Celebrity Facts We Forgot About Until After They Died
Some celebrities take secrets to their graves. But not a step farther.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- November 01, 2017
Steven Seagal: Man, Myth, Lunatic
We should be thankful that Steven Seagal dragged his legendary reputation of being an arrogant jerk out of America.
- By Luis Prada
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- October 16, 2017
5 Devastatingly Brilliant Insults (Involving Famous People)
Roger Ebert, may his soul rest in cinematic bliss, could be an absolute savage when it came to roasting people.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- October 05, 2017
How The Actual 'Spoiled Elite' Try To Silence Helpful Celebs
Calling celebrities and athletes out as spoiled and elite because they have an opinion is so thunderously, nakedly stupid.
- By Dan Hopper
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- September 30, 2017
How Overrated Celebrities Tricked The World, In Three Steps
You don't have to be talented, you just need to fool people into believing you're talented.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 29, 2017
27 Disappointing Ads By Celebrities Who Should Know Better
When celebrities decide to capitalize on their fame, things can get sort of bad.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 27, 2017
5 Times Famous People Had Zero Clue How Everyday Life Works
Quentin Tarantino has some very ... unfortunate views on racial slurs.
- By Stephan Roget, Archie Grimm
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- September 26, 2017
7 Celebrity Side Projects That Were Confusing And Insane
Sometimes a celebrity might grow jaded with the good life and want to branch out and try new things. Sometimes they really shouldn't.
- By James Kinneen, Andrea Meno
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- September 20, 2017
22 Perfect Celebrity Responses To Critics And Trolls
Heckling famous people means your roasting will be witnessed by the entire planet.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- September 18, 2017
6 Truly Dumbass Bets Made Between Famous People
Zach Braff won a bet and has one of the most distinctive voices on the planet as a his voicemail as a result.
- By Justin Crockett
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- September 04, 2017
5 Famous People Who Were The Worst Neighbors Ever
Taylor Swift is just the worst person.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- August 25, 2017
19 Celebrity Career Highlights And Lowlights
Not every role can be the Tywin Lannister of your career.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 25, 2017
Purchases That Prove Celebrities Have No Concept Of Money
All eight-year-olds should have their own private islands.
- By Cracked Plasticians
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- August 14, 2017
6 Weirdly Specific Ideas Movies Have About Normal Bathrooms
If you've ever wanted to see the disconnect between Hollywood and the rest of society, just pay attention to movie bathroom scenes.
- By James Kinneen, Jordan Breeding
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- August 13, 2017
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