Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Stuck At Home, Instagram Influencers Are Slowly Going Insane
Influencers, they're just like us!
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- By Mark Hill
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33 Samuel Jackson Has Another Bedtime Story For Us
Take it from one of the toughest guys on the planet -- stay the F**K at home.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Glasses Down Everybody, Ina Garten Wins At Alcohol Forever
'Go big or go home' only leaves you one option when you're drinking alone in your kitchen.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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Britney Spears And 'Tiger King' Is Complicated
People need the truth, Britney.
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- By Dan Duddy
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Logan Paul Has Two Regrets In Life. One Of Them Is Buying A Couch
Regrets, he's had a-two.
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- By Cedric Voets
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Celebrity Scandals Most People Have Forgotten About
Don't I know you from the opposite of this?
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- By Cedric Voets
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We Now Have Comrade Britney
It's Comrade Britney, bitch.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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WTF Celebrity Relationships You Wouldn’t Expect
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- By Adam Wears
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RuPaul: Drag Icon, Fracking Baron
Sashay away, a habitable earth!
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebs Just Made 'Imagine' Unimaginable
It's a cover of the lamest song to emerge from the hippie movement that's tone-deaf in every sense of the phrase.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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QAnon Conspiracies Are Always Dumb, But Their Oprah Conspiracy Is Their Dumbest Yet
You get a conspiracy! And you get a conspiracy! Everybody gets a conspiracy!
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebrity Crackpot Ideas They (Unfortunately) Made Reality
Being good at one thing doesn't equal being good at everything.
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- By Alex Hanton, Ryan Menezes, Christian Markle, Domenico De Luca
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One Night Out With Quentin Tarantino And Paul Thomas Anderson Was Enough To Get Fiona Apple To Quit Cocaine
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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- By Luis Prada
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Celebrities Who Got Banned In Foreign Countries For Dumb Reasons
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- By E. Reid Ross, Daisy Walters, Aquiles Cacho, Alan Corcoran, Christian Markle, Kyle Siemens
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Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible
No Judge. No Justice. All Judy
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- By Cedric Voets
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