Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities
Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.
- By Carolyn Burke
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- June 29, 2016
5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera
Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.
- By E. Reid Ross
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- June 10, 2016
6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities
A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.
- By Luke John Smith
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- June 08, 2016
The Most Racist Thing You Read As A Kid (Was By Dr. Seuss)
You might want to light some candles, because it's about to get pretty dark.
- By Matthew Wagner
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- June 05, 2016
5 Celebrity AMAs That Went (Entertainingly) Bad
Reddit tore into Woody Harrelson like a puppy into a squeaky toy. There was to be no mercy.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- May 31, 2016
6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals
Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?
- By Cedric Voets
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- May 05, 2016
6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect
Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 28, 2016
6 Amazing Post-Fame Careers Of One-Hit Wonders
It's hard to shake off the label of
- By Daniel Dockery
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- April 21, 2016
6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks
Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.
- By Mark Hill
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- April 21, 2016
6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things
Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- April 20, 2016
5 Where Are They Now's You Won't Believe Aren't Made Up
Most celebrities exit the limelight by taking their money and having a boring retirement. Then there are these guys.
- By Luis Prada
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- April 13, 2016
The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives
The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.
- By Nate Yungman
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- March 28, 2016
6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World
Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.
- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 24, 2016
Why Michael Keaton Doesn't Realize 'Birdman' Is About Him
If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.
- By Adam Tod Brown
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- March 15, 2016
People Donated Money To Kanye West: 7 Things They Don't Get
Kanye West isn't broke, people.
- By Chris Bucholz
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- March 15, 2016
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