Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities

Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.


5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera

Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.


6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities

A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.


The Most Racist Thing You Read As A Kid (Was By Dr. Seuss)

You might want to light some candles, because it's about to get pretty dark.


5 Celebrity AMAs That Went (Entertainingly) Bad

Reddit tore into Woody Harrelson like a puppy into a squeaky toy. There was to be no mercy.


6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals

Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?


6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect

Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.


6 Amazing Post-Fame Careers Of One-Hit Wonders

It's hard to shake off the label of


6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks

Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.


6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things

Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.


5 Where Are They Now's You Won't Believe Aren't Made Up

Most celebrities exit the limelight by taking their money and having a boring retirement. Then there are these guys.


The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives

The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.


6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World

Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.


Why Michael Keaton Doesn't Realize 'Birdman' Is About Him

If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.


People Donated Money To Kanye West: 7 Things They Don't Get

Kanye West isn't broke, people.