Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Scientology Spied On South Park: 5 Plots Against Celebrities

Some famous people have the misfortune of becoming the target of a shadowy cabal that's willing to suspend their world-dominance campaign to simply harass them.

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5 Actors Who Almost Died Horrible Deaths On Camera

Jason Statham nearly died while Sylvester Stallone calmly filmed it on his cellphone.

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6 Urban Legends That Were Totally Made Up By Celebrities

A petty political squabble with one of America's Founding Fathers turned into a centuries-long monster myth.

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The Most Racist Thing You Read As A Kid (Was By Dr. Seuss)

You might want to light some candles, because it's about to get pretty dark.

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5 Celebrity AMAs That Went (Entertainingly) Bad

Reddit tore into Woody Harrelson like a puppy into a squeaky toy. There was to be no mercy.

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6 Crafty Ways Celebrities Escaped Bad Business Deals

Ever wonder why Prince changed his name to a symbol?

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6 Celebrities Who Are Fanboys Of The Last Thing You Expect

Southland was a TNT drama about the lives of a bunch of cops in Los Angeles ... except for the brief, magical moment when it was about Shaquille O'Neal talking about boobs.

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6 Amazing Post-Fame Careers Of One-Hit Wonders

It's hard to shake off the label of

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6 Letters By Famous Geniuses That Prove They Were Huge Dicks

Spoiler alert: Famous people are just as catty as the rest of us.

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6 Celebrities Who Accidentally Revealed Embarrassing Things

Do you remember? Pepperidge Farms remembers. And so does MySpace.

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5 Where Are They Now's You Won't Believe Aren't Made Up

Most celebrities exit the limelight by taking their money and having a boring retirement. Then there are these guys.

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The 6 Dumbest Things To Ever Save Important Lives

The Universe is apparently a big fan of Clint Eastwood.

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6 Surprising Talents Celebrities Are Hiding From The World

Ice Cube has enough street cred he doesn't even need to build four houses to put down a hotel.

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Why Michael Keaton Doesn't Realize 'Birdman' Is About Him

If Michael Keaton says he's not Birdman, then he must not be Birdman. Except that he totally is.

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People Donated Money To Kanye West: 7 Things They Don't Get

Kanye West isn't broke, people.

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