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Which Presidential Painting Portfolio Sucks Least
Speak softly and carry a big brush.
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- By Cedric Voets
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10 9 Of The Met Gala's Weirdest Looks, Reviewed
If there's one thing Cracked is definitively known for -- aside from being the internet's only comedy website -- it's our expert fashion reviews. From Frank Ocean's 'Shrek' baby to AOC's taxation dress, we break down the night's wildest looks.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Daniel Radcliffe Is 32, Sorry
"When I tell people that I am 30, people, they go sort of pale. They look like Inception at the beach at the end when they’ve aged a thousand years."
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- By Carly Tennes
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How Joe Rogan Went From Fairly Unknown Comic To Podcasting's Demi-God
Here’s the thing about Rogan’s comedy: it didn't have to change much when he jumped to podcasting.
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- By Matt Solomon
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'Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings' Proves Lil Nas X Survived Thanos's Snap
"I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road, I'm gonna ride because I wasn't willed out of existence by an alien warlord," -- Lil Nas X, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Mark Hamill Tweets 'Mark Hamill,' Breaks The Internet
Let's see if this works: Mark Hamill.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tony Hawk and Lil Nas X Prove They Have No Bad Blood After TikTok Skateboard Session
After all, blood is thicker than water -- or bloody skateboards and satanic sneakers.
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- By Carly Tennes
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John Cho Says He Took His 'Cowboy Bebop' Role 'Deadly Seriously,' Tore His ACL on Set
Ouch.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed
It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The Brief, Lucrative History Of Psychic Sham Miss Cleo
All psychics are frauds, but none did it better than Miss Cleo.
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- By Mac Faber
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6 Awful Things Fans Forgot Celebs Did
It’s easy to put a lot of these people on a pedestal if you choose to ignore the waving red flags.
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- By Michael Dawson
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WandaVision's Elizabeth Olsen on Scarlett Johansson Suing Disney: ‘Good For You, Scarlett’
Avengers, assemble!
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- By Carly Tennes
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5 Celebs Whose Final Days Were Surprisingly Unbefitting
Maybe you'll die rich, or maybe you'll stub your toe and collapse in a heap. Fate is weird.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Ok, Can LeVar Burton Host 'Jeopardy!' Now?
We'll take 'Reasons Why LeVar Burton Should Be Jeopardy!'s New Host' for $1,000.
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- By Carly Tennes
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