Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Kim Kardashian Denies Buying 'Looted, Smuggled and Illegally Exported' Ancient Roman Statue
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- By Carly Tennes
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21 YouTube's Next Vlog Stars Are ... Prince William And Kate Middleton?
"Be sure to smash that like and subscribe button!" - Prince William, probably.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Did Paris Hilton Actually Wear The Infamous ‘Stop Being Poor’ Tank Top? : An Investigation
Fact-checking ... that's hot.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Carrie Fisher's Daughter Posts Heartwarming Tribute to Her Late Mom, Princess Leia, On 'Star Wars' Day
May the fourth be with you.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Everyone is Apparently Shooting Their Shot in Bill, Melinda Gates's DMs
They saw their *Windows* of opportunity.
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- By Carly Tennes
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55 Real Adventures That Celebrities Had
Sure, it might sound exciting to be famous, with all the moviemaking and lawmaking and parties on boats. But the real exciting parts of these people's lives are the stories you don't even hear.
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- By Cracked Writers, Ryan Menezes
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Harrison Ford Reacts To Magic Trick In The Most 'Harrison Ford' Way Possible
Unlike another character in the Indiana Jones series, Ford did not choose (his card) poorly.
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- By Carly Tennes
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The $25 Check That Ruined Jerry Springer’s Political Career
Long before trash TV titan Jerry Springer hosted 4,969 episodes of “The Jerry Springer Show,” he was a beloved politician in Cincinnati.
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- By Greg Ott
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Lana Del Rey Fans Irritated With Album Cover That Looks Like It Was Edited On A Phone App
Smartphone editing apps -- it's the Lana Del Way.
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- By Carly Tennes
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You're Not Alone: 'SNL' Cast Also Peeved Elon Musk Is Hosting Next Month
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- By Carly Tennes
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Lana Del Rey Is Apparently a 'Karen' Fashion Icon, Court Documents Show
PSA: Mesh masks are a trend that was "Born to Die."
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dan Savage Can’t Stop Proving He’s No Longer Relevant
Time for some tough savage love.
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- By Cedric Voets
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4 Childhood Faves Whose Lives Have Taken Dark Turns
You take your eyes off these guys for one decade …
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- By Cedric Voets
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5 Brilliant Creators Who Got Their Start Making Ordinary Ads
Before you create a genre-defining masterpiece, you have to pay the bills.
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- By Adam Bumas
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Are Dr. Seuss and Hayao Miyazaki Actually the Same Person…?
Which is just our pop-culture-disordered brain's way of saying that there are some fascinating similarities between the two artists.
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- By Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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