Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Kanye West Wants The Poor To Live In Luke Skywalker's Igloo

We are not surprised at how not surprised we truly are.


6 Celebrity Beefs That Will Instantly Make You Feel Smarter

Celebrities! They're just like us ... engaging in ill-advised arguments with their peers.


6 Awkward AF Times Famous People Met Their Own Heroes

Never meet your heroes.


4 Insane Celebrity Injuries You Didn't Know Were Possible

It seems even wounds work in a caste system.


4 Ridiculous Times Celebrities Feuded With Normal People

Celebrities are people ... which means they are just as petty as the rest of us.


Elon Musk Is In The News Again For Yet Another Stupid Reason

The transformation into Thomas Edison is almost complete.


5 Screwed-Up Secrets The Ultra-Rich Don't Want You To Know

You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.


Gwyneth Paltrow Launches Goop For Men, Yikes

Take our handy test to find out if you're Goop material!


No, J.K. Rowling, We Don't Want To Hear More Magic Trivia

Four new books are coming, but we've already seen too much.


6 Artists Whose Secret Life Challenges Shaped Their Work

Forget lemonade; turn lemons into beloved and highly profitable works of art.


4 Unbelievably Petty Moves Pulled By The Ultra-Rich

Honestly it's a little weird we've all given all this a pass.


6 Surprising Ways Celebrities Changed The Law

These celebs changed the world in truly meaningful ways.