Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Bizarre Plots To Kidnap Celebrities
5 Bizarre Plots To Kidnap Celebrities

Surprisingly, the kidnappers often end up hurt themselves.

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'The Goop Lab' Nails The Science Of Scamming Wealthy Women
'The Goop Lab' Nails The Science Of Scamming Wealthy Women

More like witchcraft, really.

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Bumble Unblocked Sharon Stone (But You Still Can't Date Her)
Bumble Unblocked Sharon Stone (But You Still Can't Date Her)

Getting divorced dads' hopes up is just cruel.

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Where Aren't They Now? 25 Overlooked Deaths Of 2019 (Pt. 2)
Where Aren't They Now? 25 Overlooked Deaths Of 2019 (Pt. 2)

They all absolutely left a mark, but their deaths quickly got buried by the next terrible thing that popped up on everybody's trending lists.

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That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede
That Time A Hollywood Icon Made A Duck Centipede

100% zoologically accurate.

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Drake Just Can't Stop Texting Teenage Girls
Drake Just Can't Stop Texting Teenage Girls

The internet is calling Drake creepy, and I have to say the internet is right!

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6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails
6 Painfully Stupid Celebrity Journalism Fails

What could go wrong?

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A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical
A Glove Is The Narrator Of A New Michael Jackson Musical

And the glove is an alien.

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At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's
At Least Your Thanksgiving Wasn't As Bad As Kid Rock's

Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.

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Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain
Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain

It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.

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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good
Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good

Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?

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