Cracked Archive - Celebrities
UPDATE: Certified Tuna Expert, Jessica Simpson Speaks Out Over Subway Fish Controversy
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11 Hollywood's Wax Museum Was A Real Freak Show
You might recognize some of these faces. You might. No guarantees.
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- By Cedric Voets
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'Cousin Greg' From 'Succession' Wrote A Song About Doinking During This Mess
Is Glow Stick Kid from 'Sky High' the new voice of our lockdown generation?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Rudy Giuliani Hit With A More Than $1.3 Billion Defamation Lawsuit by Dominion Voting Systems
Wow! It's the consequences of your own actions!
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- By Carly Tennes
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Tom Holland Learned He Snagged The Part of Spider-Man On Instagram
Stars, they're just like us?
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- By Carly Tennes
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Dakota Johnson Lied To The Entire Internet About Her Viral Zest For Limes
Dakota Johnson, we can (vitamin) C right through you.
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- By Carly Tennes
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Senator Bernie Sanders Reigns Supreme As Inauguration Day Fashion Icon, Everyone's Dad
Big grumpy grandpa energy.
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Update: 'Tiger King' Star Joe Exotic Peeved He Didn't Get A Presidential Pardon, Carole Baskin Thrilled
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Shocking! 'Bachelorette' Couple Who Got Engaged after Two Weeks of Dating Splits
Wow! Who could have ever seen this coming!
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- By Carly Tennes
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'Tiger King's' Joe Exotic Chartered a Pickup Truck Limo In Hopes of Presidential Pardon
I wonder how Carole Baskin feels about this ...
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- By Carly Tennes
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Did 'Space Karen' Elon Musk Kill Jamie Lynn Spears' Cats?
Move over, Mark Zuckeberg -- Elon Musk has a new internet foe.
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- By Carly Tennes
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BREAKING: Dolly Parton, Betty White, and Steve Irwin's Daughter, All Still Wholesome As Heck
Wait, news can still be ... good?
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- By Carly Tennes
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4 Celebrities Whose Reputations Reversed Completely
The number one rule of fame is 'quit while you're ahead' ... or is it?
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- By Mark Hill
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4 Famous Ad People With Rad Lesser Known Work
Spokespeople the deserve fame beyond their ability to make us buy stuff ...
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- By Ryan Herrera
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5 Horrific Things Beloved Celebs Got Away With
Just because they're famous doesn't mean they're not trash.
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- By Michael Dawson
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