Cracked Archive - Celebrities

5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives
5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives

These are great examples of why you shouldn't tell your kids that you're rich.

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Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible
Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible

No Judge. No Justice. All Judy

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5 Dumb Ways Celebrity Scandals Were Uncovered
5 Dumb Ways Celebrity Scandals Were Uncovered

Well, these are some weird shenanigans.

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Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank
Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank

We're entering some Injustice League territory here.

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Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things
Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things

The white sheet of surrender.

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A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds

An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.

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Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)
Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)

There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.

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'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing
'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing

Get ready to pretend to be blown away.

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The Creepiest Trend In Rock Music (That Goes Back Decades)
The Creepiest Trend In Rock Music (That Goes Back Decades)

Some of the most famous musicians in history have devoted multiple tracks to this alarming subject.

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Weirdo Cases Of Plagiarism Involving Celebrities
Weirdo Cases Of Plagiarism Involving Celebrities

Behind every great story is someone claiming that they also wrote that story.

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5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers
5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers

Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.

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No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina
No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina

It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.

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