Cracked Archive - Celebrities
Kanye West Goes Full 'Phantom of the Opera,' Moves Into Atlanta Stadium,
Phantom of the Oper-ye?
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10 Reba-Tok is the Fanciest Place on TikTok
"With gentle hands and a heart of a fighter, I'm a survivor." -- Us, after washing one dish.
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SHOCKING: Kanye West Doesn't Release An Album When He Said He Would
A Kanye album? Delayed? Who could have ever seen this coming?!?
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Twitter CEO Says Bitcoin Will Create 'World Peace'
Jack Dorsey for Miss America!
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Dolly Parton Recreates 1978 'Playboy' Cover In a Sweet Birthday Gift For Her Husband
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Jeff Bezos's Takeaway From Space Trip is That We Should Pollute The Solar System
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Uh, Well, We Should Probably Talk About Joe Rogan
Joe Rogan is inescapable. He matters, unfortunately, because of his influence.
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Nicolas Cage Says A Mutual Love of Flying Squirrels Led Him To His Fifth wife
Cage's romance is truly *nuts* ...
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Sacha Baron Cohen Sues Pot Company Over 'Borat' Weed Ad
Calling Borat a stoner? Not very nice.
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Thor: Love and Thunder 'Shouldn’t Make Sense' says Taika Waititi of His 'Craziest' Film Yet
The phase 4 flick is set to be quite a wild ride.
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4 Famous Deaths That Were Stranger Than You Thought
Some untimely deaths you've taken at face value are way weirder than the news lets on.
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Even Megan Fox Thinks We Slept on Cheerleader Slasher Flick, 'Jennifer's Body'
Believe it or not, 'Jennifer's Body' is so much more than Megan Fox being hot.
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Why The Celebrity Tequila Industry Is Screwed Up
A surge of popular celebrities coming out with their own brands of tequila have appeared, putting Mexican-owned tequila out of focus.
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Britney Spears Invited To Speak Before Congress By Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene
The Free Britney movement has two very unexpected supporters.
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James Franco To Pay More Than $2.2 Million In Class Action Sexual Misconduct Settlement
Ugh.
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