Cracked Archive - Celebrities
5 Celebrities With Horrifyingly Terrible Relatives
These are great examples of why you shouldn't tell your kids that you're rich.
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- By Lydia Bugg
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- March 17, 2020
Reminder: Judge Judy Is Absolutely Terrible
No Judge. No Justice. All Judy
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- By Cedric Voets
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- March 04, 2020
The Clock Around Flav's Neck Just Struck "You're Fired From Public Enemy"
There's one less Public Enemy now.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- March 02, 2020
5 Dumb Ways Celebrity Scandals Were Uncovered
Well, these are some weird shenanigans.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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- March 01, 2020
Meet Bizarro Greta Thunberg, Spawned From A Rightwing Think Tank
We're entering some Injustice League territory here.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- February 26, 2020
Sliceable Mayo Now Exists, Civilization Can Stop Inventing Things
The white sheet of surrender.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- February 24, 2020
A Stan Lee Biopic Would Pretty Much Rip Every Norm Of The Genre To Shreds
An accurate movie about Stan's life would end up pretty sordid.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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- February 20, 2020
Logan Paul's New Antonio Brown Diss Track Is Fire (And So, So Dumb)
There's no good reason for a song about a beef so pointless to be so catchy.
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- By Isaac Cabe
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- February 12, 2020
'Resistance' Is The Next Oscar Bait Clown Movie, Which Is Now A Thing
Get ready to pretend to be blown away.
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- By Cedric Voets
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- February 10, 2020
The Creepiest Trend In Rock Music (That Goes Back Decades)
Some of the most famous musicians in history have devoted multiple tracks to this alarming subject.
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- By Greg Stacy
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- February 07, 2020
The Character Assassination of Meghan Markle by the Coward British Press
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- By Archie Grimm
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- February 04, 2020
Weirdo Cases Of Plagiarism Involving Celebrities
Behind every great story is someone claiming that they also wrote that story.
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- By Andrew McRae
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- January 31, 2020
5 People Who Abused Their Power For Terrible Music Careers
Most rich kids just want to be pop stars.
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- By Alex Hanton
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- January 17, 2020
No, Gwyneth Paltrow's Candle Won't Smell Like Her Vagina
It's just the pungent, musky aroma of marketing.
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- By Luis Prada
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- January 13, 2020
Jeff Bezos Donated Some Pocket Change to Australia, Good Job
We're so tired.
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- By Adam Wears
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- January 13, 2020
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