Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Papa John's Disgraced Founder Has Gone Full Supervillain

It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.

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Al Pacino Stars In Bad Movies Hoping To Make Them Good

Ah, so his appearance in 'Jack and Jill' makes sense, we guess?

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5 Times Celebs Looked Out For Their Biggest Fans

Doing it for (a very small number of) the fans.

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What Made These 4 Famous Comedians Walk Away From Comedy?

Just what is it that makes funny people stop being funny for a living?

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In The Role Of A Lifetime, Nic Cage Will Play ... Nic Cage

Go with what you know, we guess?

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3 Handy Tips For Not Looking Like Jeffrey Epstein's Friend

The second tip will make you want to lock up your kids!

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6 Celebs With Surprising Post-Fame Jobs

Just because you played a drug kingpin doesn't mean you qualify for the position.

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6 Die-Hard Stans Who Left Chaos In Their Wake

Fandom is a double-edged sword.

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5 Famous Writers With WTF Opinions Of Their Own Work

The way too embarrassing death of the author.

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7 Ridiculous Jobs You Can Get As A Celebrity Lookalike

The opportunities are plentiful and lucrative.

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The German TV Show That Made Hollywood Actors' Lives Hell

This show makes 'The Masked Singer' look like 'Masterpiece Theater.'

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6 Weirdly Terrible Books By Famous Authors

No author's bibliography is spotless.

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Here's The Secret Way Famous People Troll Paparazzi

Tabloid scumbags HATE this one weird trick!

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