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Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed

It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 27, 2021
Comments: 17

The Brief, Lucrative History Of Psychic Sham Miss Cleo

All psychics are frauds, but none did it better than Miss Cleo.

Authors: By Mac Faber
Published: August 24, 2021
Comments: 44

6 Awful Things Fans Forgot Celebs Did

It’s easy to put a lot of these people on a pedestal if you choose to ignore the waving red flags.

Authors: By Michael Dawson
Published: August 24, 2021
Comments: 58

WandaVision's Elizabeth Olsen on Scarlett Johansson Suing Disney: ‘Good For You, Scarlett’

Avengers, assemble!

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 23, 2021
Comments: 3

5 Celebs Whose Final Days Were Surprisingly Unbefitting

Maybe you'll die rich, or maybe you'll stub your toe and collapse in a heap. Fate is weird.

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: August 23, 2021
Comments: 53

Ok, Can LeVar Burton Host 'Jeopardy!' Now?

We'll take 'Reasons Why LeVar Burton Should Be Jeopardy!'s New Host' for $1,000.

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 20, 2021
Comments: 31

Larry David Allegedly 'Screamed' At Lawyer Alan Dershowitz in a Martha's Vineyard Grocery Store

Authors: By Carly Tennes
Published: August 19, 2021
Comments: 11

If Megachurches Were Honest (VIDEO)

There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.

Authors: By Jordan Breeding
Published: August 11, 2021
Comments: 27