Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Here's Why The Phrase 'Nah He Tweakin' Has Been Taking Over Your Instagram Feed
It all has to do with Lil Nas X, blood-filled shoes, blood-filled skateboards, and everyone's favorite 50-something white guy, Tony Hawk.
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The Brief, Lucrative History Of Psychic Sham Miss Cleo
All psychics are frauds, but none did it better than Miss Cleo.
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6 Awful Things Fans Forgot Celebs Did
It’s easy to put a lot of these people on a pedestal if you choose to ignore the waving red flags.
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WandaVision's Elizabeth Olsen on Scarlett Johansson Suing Disney: ‘Good For You, Scarlett’
Avengers, assemble!
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5 Celebs Whose Final Days Were Surprisingly Unbefitting
Maybe you'll die rich, or maybe you'll stub your toe and collapse in a heap. Fate is weird.
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Ok, Can LeVar Burton Host 'Jeopardy!' Now?
We'll take 'Reasons Why LeVar Burton Should Be Jeopardy!'s New Host' for $1,000.
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Larry David Allegedly 'Screamed' At Lawyer Alan Dershowitz in a Martha's Vineyard Grocery Store
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If Megachurches Were Honest (VIDEO)
There's nothing quite like claiming your tax-free, multi-million dollar enterprise is inspired by an intentionally homeless, apolitical, friend of prostitutes who told religious leaders to pay their dang taxes.
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Alec Baldwin Cites Cancel Culture In Speaking About NY Gov. Andrew Cuomo's Resignation
Talk about a boss baby ...
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No, Seth Rogen Has Not Been Kidnapped by An Evil Ceramicist
PSA:
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Offspring Drummer Ousted For Personal Choices
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4 Times Oprah Made The World Worse With Junk Science
There are many reasons why Oprah should not run for president, but here are some big ones.
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Scarlett Johansson Sues Disney Over Theatrical/Streaming Hybrid Release of 'Black Widow'
Yelena Belova's superhero landing wasn't the only “disgusting” thing about 'Black Widow' – at least in the eyes of star Scarlett Johansson
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Looks Like 'Breaking Bad' Star Bob Odenkirk Is (S)All Good, Man
The star is now in "stable condition" after collapsing on set earlier this week.
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Kanye West Goes Full 'Phantom of the Opera,' Moves Into Atlanta Stadium,
Phantom of the Oper-ye?
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