13 Celebrities’ Head-Scratching Overshares
![13 Celebrities’ Head-Scratching Overshares](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/2/897272_320x180.jpg)
This is just between me and you right? Yes… Kind of. Right now, we’re the only two people having this conversation, but thousands (possibly millions) of people will read and/or hear this at some point in the very near future. Yeah, yeah, whatever. I just feel so comfortable around you, random interviewer, so here’s a whole bunch of very private information.
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This is how we assume most of these conversations started, since (out of nowhere) some of the biggest celebrities on the planet decided to share some very intimate details about their private lives. Like, Will Smith does what after sex?! George Clooney does what to his testicles?! There, now you see what we’re workin’ with here. Forget the fact that they’re world famous figures, these personal matters would be pretty scandalous coming from any ol’ Joe. Their publicists must’ve been in full on crisis mode after these 13 celebrities blurted out these shocking and head-scratching overshares.
Not everything needs to be wrinkle-free, Hollywood!
![CRACKED TMI! GEORGE CLOONEY on laser scrotal ironing. Back in 2008 he said that his eyes weren't cosmetically done, but I did get my balls done, though. I got them unwrinkled. It's the new thing in Hollywood-ball ironing. A spa in Santa Monica calls it the Tighten the Tackle treatment.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/5/897275.jpg)
Emma Watson listed one too many uses for Fur Oil.
![CRACKED TMI! EMMA WATSON oils her hair. All of it. When asked about her go-to beauty product, she said, I use Fur Oil. I'll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my pubic hair. It's an amazing all-purpose product.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/5/897285.jpg)
More or less shocking than the Oscar slap? You be the judge.
![CRACKED TMI! WILL SMITH said he pukes after sex. I had sex with so many women, and it was so constitutionally disagreeable to the core of my being, that I developed a psychosomatic reaction to having an orgasm. Не said that sexual intercourse would literally make me gag and sometimes even vomit.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/6/897276.jpg)
Prince Harry pulls out his dick thesaurus for this one.
![CRACKED PRINCE HARRY got frostbite on his... you know. TMI! Then he didn't on his second trip to the South Pole because a lovely lady crafted him (in his words) a С*** cushion that protected my man-piece, my johnson, my wilson, my todger, my willy.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/7/897277.jpg)
We get it, Meghan. But does it really need to be said out loud?
![CRACKED MEGHAN TRAINOR mentally can't have sex while pregnant. TMI! Maybe this is weird, but mentally I can't have sex while our son is in between us. All my pregnancy apps say it feels really good, but all I can think about is that there's a little boy in my belly.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/4/897284.jpg)
At 4am, he’s ready to go!
![CRACKED N SUZANNE SOMERS sleeps through TMI! sex with her 83- year-old husband. In 2019, at 73, she and husband Alan Hamel (83), said that thanks to supplements, they are in the mood for sex twice a day. I usually say I sleep through one of them. That's usually that one at 4am. But then again around 8am, I'm in the mood.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/1/897281.jpg)
Two overshares with one stone. Sorry… One Rock.
![CRACKED TMI! DWAYNE JOHNSON on oral mastery. After DJ Khaled revealed that he would never perform oral sex on his wife, The Rock tweeted, As a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI. I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/0/897280.jpg)
Sexual rituals?! Is this a new Indiana Jones plot?
![GRACKED TMI! KELLY RIPA's sexual rituals involve ladders. There were rituals. Can I tell you something? We had sexual rituals that were so ludicrous over FaceTime. I hung the computer over a ladder so that I could look up to Mark and he did not have to see what gravity was actually doing.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/8/897278.jpg)
Doesn’t really seem like your story to tell, Rob.
![CRACKED TMI! ROB LOWE's wife taught oral sex to Gwyneth Paltrow. Не told Jimmy Kimmel that his wife Sheryl Berkoff had taught a then- teenaged Paltrow how to give oral sex. Or, as I like to say, Chris Martin and Brad Falchuk, you're welcome!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/2/897282.jpg)
People really want to tell Howard everything!
![CRACKED KHLOÉ KARDASHIAN's camel toe. TMI! On Howard Stern, she said, I'm not embarrassed by it ... but everyone else is. It's a puffy р***у! You know how some girls can wear leggings and you don't see anything, and I'm like, 'Where is it? Like where the f*** is your vagina?](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/9/897279.jpg)
Megan Fox just walks away.
![CRACKED TMI! MEGAN FOX doesn't flush! She said that she's a horrible roommate because she forgets to flush the toilet. Her friends will tell her, Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn't flush.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/8/3/897283.jpg)
The physical effects of stage fright.
![CRACKED TMI! What ADELE's stage fright does to her bowels. While touring her album 25, she said, They told me not to talk for three songs, so my nerves could calm a little. I've been f***ing sh***ing myself all day. Bad bowel movements. I've had to have an Imodium.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/4/897274.jpg)
Dax, you little spitter, you.
![CRACKED TMI! KRISTEN BELL nursed Dax Shepard like a baby. Suffering from mastitis (a milk buildup in the breast duct), she said, I really need you to suck this out. We could talk about it, we could be weird about it, or you could just go ahead and nurse.' Не was pulling out and spitting into this cup, and... Не spits, he doesn't swallow. That's what I figured out.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/imageset/2/7/3/897273.jpg)