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7 Life Altering Decisions Made For You (Before Your Birth)
FYI: This is just another care package of horrors mailed directly to your brain from the scientific community.
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- By Sam Cooper
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The 7 Most Baffling Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body
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- By Shelby Fero
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5 Sci-Fi Apocalypses The Government Is Actually Planning For
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- By Kathy Benjamin
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How to Lose at Scrabble With Dignity [COMIC]
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- By Scott Meyer
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
5 Amazing Things Invented by Donald Duck (Seriously)
The guy behind Donald Duck comics might be our generation's Da Vinci ...
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- By Diana McCallum
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5 Ways Hi-Tech Retailers Are Secretly Screwing You
There are a million little ways retailers can screw you on what you buy. But maybe nowhere is this more common than in the world of high-tech gadgets.
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- By Travis Harder
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6 Factors That Secretly Influence Who You Have Sex With
According to science, the world around you is dangerously full of hidden aphrodisiacs that can land you in bed, and even in long-term relationships, with someone who's totally wrong for you.
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- By Mark M., Kathy Benjamin, Sami Reeves
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The 8 Most Successful Politicians (Who Weren't Human)
Sometimes politicians get so bad that we make jokes about how we'd rather have a monkey, or drinking bird toy, or other humorous hyperbolic metaphor in charge, but then we never do anything about it. Such is the apathy of our voting citizenry today.
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- By Christina H
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The 6 Most Cynical Exploitations of Romantic Love in History
Every year, we hear too-cool cynics deride Valentine's Day as a holiday invented by greeting card companies that cynically exploit romantic love for profit. But we say, so what? Society has been exploiting romantic love since the day it was invented.
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- By Robert Evans
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Awful Logo Design: An Art Form [COMIC]
Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?
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- By Winston Rowntree
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6 Giant Blind Spots In Every Movie Alien's Invasion Strategy
With a few alien-invasion movies on the horizon, this is a good time to ask ourselves why exactly the alien invasions we see on the silver screen always seem to end in disaster for the invaders, despite their ridiculously advanced technology.
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- By S Peter Davis
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The 5 Weirdest Ways Music Can Mess With the Human Brain
The more science studies music's effect on the human brain, the more bizarre things we discover.
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- By C. Coville, Kathy Benjamin
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6 Jobs You Won't Believe You Can Outsource
Wherever there is money and even the slightest demand for a service, there is someone out there willing to provide it, no matter how bizarre, pathetic or borderline illegal.
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- By Danny Vittore
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6 Famous Artists You Didn't Know Were Perverts
Turns out the 'I Was Young and Needed the Money' cliche doesn't apply only to actors.
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- By Maxwell Yezpitelok
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