Notable Comment:"Dammit, Cracked, is it intelligence I lack, If my job didn't suck, That I maybe I'd stop coming back For attention, my ex-girlfriend vied- But Cracked, you leave me zombiefied (Zom-bi-fiiiiiiiied!) " Ka_la_la_lira, your poem reads like a retarded man's haiku, but over here we appreciate that sort of thing.
6 Most Depressing IMDB Pages
Thankfully internet comedy writers never wither up and fade away. Right? Right? We're so cold and lonely.
Notable Comment:Dalarsco has a complaint, "What the hell? Why is it so bad for a Shakespearean actor to do "low brow" stuff? That entry is way more elitist than I'd expect from Cracked. The rest was good, but that didn't sit well with me." It's not about the actor doing "low brow" stuff, it's about a great actor being typecast into roles with very limited potential. Also, you have a small dick.
6 Historical Villains Who Were Actually Ok Guys
Every hero in history owned slaves or molested children, and every villain had a secret charity orphanage or saved puppies from burning mills.
Notable Comment: "I wonder, if any of these historical figures were alive today...just how pissed off would they be at Mel Gibson? All we need is for Genghis Khan to be Jewish, and a film where Antonio Salieri repeatedly kicks Mel Gibson's family in the nuts till Mel stabs him with an anachronistic American flag, and we'd have a full house." Pedgerow, you dream a beautiful dream.