Notable Comment: This was interesting. Gdinelli said "A friend of mine is allergic to his own semen (he told me, I never saw such a creepy thing)." Immediately, our warning flags went up. How did your friend find out? Why did he tell you? Why are you telling us? These were the questions we expected the Cracked commenters to hop on. Instead, we were treated to lengthy and surprisingly thoughtful discussions about a)the nature of semen allergies, b)questions about whether or not the "friend's" testicles had hives on the inside and c) the process by which semen is created. Week after week, Cracked commenters, you manage to surprise and terrify us.
6 Great Action Heroes Who Should Be Convicted of Murder
You know, Batman saves the day but he does it without killing civilians. Do you guys think you're better than Batman? Is that what you think? You're not, OK?
Notable Comment: BearMan says "I wish I'd gotten further into Fantastic Four to have seen that part. There was just entirely too much suck for me to keep watching though. Jessica Alba was talking waaaaaay too much. I liked her better in Sin City where she said very little and danced sexy from time to time." We have a feeling you're going to love our new movie. It stars Alba and it's sort of like The Eye except instead of being blind, she's mute! And instead being a cellist, she's naked! And instead of being about monsters or whatever, it's about a mute naked girl who can't stop having sex with members of the Cracked editorial staff. It's a concept film.