8 Medical Terms Your Doctor Uses to Insult You
Next time your doctor uses a term you don't understand, call him an a*****e and slap him in his face. And then die when he refuses to treat you.
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POOP ON YOUR FACE!
History's 9 Most Terrifying Beauty Tips
When you look around Hollywood and you see people spraying tans on and stabbing themselves in the face with needles just to look slightly prettier, it's a comfort to know that we've always been idiots and we'll never learn anything.
Notable Comment: Coltonwhite realized in horror that he's"NOT original for chewing charcoal? Dammit." Sorry, buddy. But, according to our research, no one has ever regularly bathed in wolf urine. You could be the first on your block to bathe in whale urine. Would you like that? To bathe in whale urine? You could do that.
SCIENCE! SCIENCE! SCIENCE!
6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science
The guy who stabbed himself in the heart has a Nobel Prize? Bullshit. Judging by this article, we are more than qualified to be doctors, we do stupid s**t all the time. Someone nominate us for a Nobel thing already and get this over with.