7 Reasons Kid Rock's New Song Might be the Worst Ever
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EamonQuinn, you've taken s**t eating to a whole new level! congrats. and obscureangel, you're obviously too young to even know the tunes aren't his. f*****g kids. it's cockheads like Kidrock that the flood the music industry with unoriginal s**t all while reall rockers ie. me are stuck struggling with our own kick arse ORIGINAL music. man the music industry is totally fucked. In a world where this guy or Paris Hilton not only can legally release "music", let alone people buying it, I find it hard not to cheer when someone goes postal.
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You should do the last HBN about your own s****y show. Hate the hate by numbers, bitchass!
I'd pay twice to see Ronnie van Zant and Warren Zevon kick Kid Rock's ass once.
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Wait wait.. I'm confused, i thought everyone hated kid rock.... i mean, hasn't some one killed him yet?
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I think you all need somthing better to do with your lives this is a catchy tune saying he lived in michigan and sang along to a song. I live in westren canada and on vacation sang along to santamonica whats your point i have hundreds of people a week asking me if i know who sings this song so they can get it because it is really catchy get a life who cares it sounds awsome..
ok, first of all good stuff, keep it up. Second to people getting this mixed up, Bob(i refuse to call him 'kid rock') is NOT from Detroit. He's from Romeo, which is a white trash (*gasp* surprize) trailer park community about an hour outside the city limits. Also he didn't have long hair in 89, he had a hi-top fade (well as close as a white boy can get to one) and was breakdanceing. if you want to get an idea of what he looked like watch the video for "ice ice baby" and thats pretty much what you were getting from the 'kid' until Korn came out and he decided he was going to be 'hip-hop metal".
OK people - northern Michigan is NOT Detroit. And I would like to say that Kid Rock is NOT NOT NOT from northern Michigan. He may have gone on vacation there, like many "fudgies" (what we call people from Detroit who invade our territory and eat fudge).
When I first heard this song, I seriously thought it was a parody song on the Bob & Tom show. Not a real single. Yeesh. This song stinks worse than alewives.
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Okay, people should consider not attempting to defend Kid Rock on this. In order to create his smash hit, he simply wrote mediocre lyrics to the tune of previously conceived music. Such amazing talent. A majority of the work was finished (by other artists) and all he had to do was fill in the lyrics with words that seemingly took less than 30 minutes to compose. All of Gladstone's points are sound; in a song reminiscing of home, it can get confusing when both Michigan and Alabama are mentioned to the tune of a song set in London. Let's face it: Kid Rock is filling us with Southern imagery in the video (I mean, just look at that Camaro!). Also, it's not taking the lyrics out of context; any decently written song should have coherent statements between two related lines. Mentioning the lack of Internet, followed by the conjunction "but" means, assuming proper grammar, that the next line will add to this...yet he decides to mention her hair. And if he's using the song WerewolVES OF London as a self-description of his long hair...he obviously hasn't payed any attention to Zevon's lyrics and just took the title on face value; Zevon describes his werewolf as well tailored and with perfect hair...not scraggly and sleazy. I would be willing to bet that Gladstone has a pretty good clue about this NEW song (new to those who don't buy Kid Rock CDs). It's impossible to argue that this song is original (it's not, by definition) and difficult to make people believe it is well written lyrically. Stop kidding yourselves.
I love all the people here trying to defend Rock's god aweful music. It's terrible...it's always been terrible. It was aweful before this musical aborition. It's valid to say it over and over again. I love the talk about Michigan though. Yay Michigan! Go blue and gold!
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Gladstone, the band Goldfinger has already sort of mixed together the German and ENglish versions of 99 Luftaballons
well im sure kid wasn't the first to rhyme things with things i think the offspring did the same with wind
I like the younger Kid Rock in the flashbacks is still sporting a wife beater over his creepy emaciated frame. He's all growed up, but he never lost his fashion sense.
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A little extreme there davo (even s****y music isn't a reason to support killing people), but he's got the basic idea right; Kid Rock, and people like him (I can't in good faith call them artists or musicians) is pretty much taking good music, and pervert it to the point where you can only vaguely tell what it was, splice it together with more mutilated music, and call it their own. Seriously, if you like this sort of thing, listen to the songs they kill. Then, come back, and try to defend him.