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Kid Rock is an idiot.
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Posted on 10/5/2008 6:38:13 AM

Wait wait.. I'm confused, i thought everyone hated kid rock.... i mean, hasn't some one killed him yet?

Posted on 9/22/2008 8:46:23 PM

Anyone that tucks their ears in a baseball hat is a supreme loser and dork.

Posted on 8/31/2008 7:20:05 PM

haha...'yeah i know they're dead' - classic!!

Posted on 8/30/2008 1:54:47 PM

I think you all need somthing better to do with your lives this is a catchy tune saying he lived in michigan and sang along to a song. I live in westren canada and on vacation sang along to santamonica whats your point i have hundreds of people a week asking me if i know who sings this song so they can get it because it is really catchy get a life who cares it sounds awsome..

Posted on 8/25/2008 12:36:50 PM

ok, first of all good stuff, keep it up. Second to people getting this mixed up, Bob(i refuse to call him 'kid rock') is NOT from Detroit. He's from Romeo, which is a white trash (*gasp* surprize) trailer park community about an hour outside the city limits. Also he didn't have long hair in 89, he had a hi-top fade (well as close as a white boy can get to one) and was breakdanceing. if you want to get an idea of what he looked like watch the video for "ice ice baby" and thats pretty much what you were getting from the 'kid' until Korn came out and he decided he was going to be 'hip-hop metal".

Posted on 7/29/2008 5:44:39 AM

OK people - northern Michigan is NOT Detroit. And I would like to say that Kid Rock is NOT NOT NOT from northern Michigan. He may have gone on vacation there, like many "fudgies" (what we call people from Detroit who invade our territory and eat fudge).

When I first heard this song, I seriously thought it was a parody song on the Bob & Tom show. Not a real single. Yeesh. This song stinks worse than alewives.

Posted on 7/22/2008 1:58:49 PM

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Posted on 7/10/2008 1:28:52 AM

Okay, people should consider not attempting to defend Kid Rock on this. In order to create his smash hit, he simply wrote mediocre lyrics to the tune of previously conceived music. Such amazing talent. A majority of the work was finished (by other artists) and all he had to do was fill in the lyrics with words that seemingly took less than 30 minutes to compose. All of Gladstone's points are sound; in a song reminiscing of home, it can get confusing when both Michigan and Alabama are mentioned to the tune of a song set in London. Let's face it: Kid Rock is filling us with Southern imagery in the video (I mean, just look at that Camaro!). Also, it's not taking the lyrics out of context; any decently written song should have coherent statements between two related lines. Mentioning the lack of Internet, followed by the conjunction "but" means, assuming proper grammar, that the next line will add to this...yet he decides to mention her hair. And if he's using the song WerewolVES OF London as a self-description of his long hair...he obviously hasn't payed any attention to Zevon's lyrics and just took the title on face value; Zevon describes his werewolf as well tailored and with perfect hair...not scraggly and sleazy. I would be willing to bet that Gladstone has a pretty good clue about this NEW song (new to those who don't buy Kid Rock CDs). It's impossible to argue that this song is original (it's not, by definition) and difficult to make people believe it is well written lyrically. Stop kidding yourselves.

Posted on 6/24/2008 12:28:53 PM

I love all the people here trying to defend Rock's god aweful music. It's terrible...it's always been terrible. It was aweful before this musical aborition. It's valid to say it over and over again. I love the talk about Michigan though. Yay Michigan! Go blue and gold!

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Posted on 6/14/2008 12:44:48 AM

Gladstone, the band Goldfinger has already sort of mixed together the German and ENglish versions of 99 Luftaballons

Posted on 6/12/2008 2:22:14 AM

well im sure kid wasn't the first to rhyme things with things i think the offspring did the same with wind

Posted on 6/10/2008 9:46:21 PM

I like the younger Kid Rock in the flashbacks is still sporting a wife beater over his creepy emaciated frame. He's all growed up, but he never lost his fashion sense.

Posted on 6/9/2008 8:20:11 AM

It's nice to see that you can take song lyrics out of context and make fun of kid rock. It's not like anyone has not done that yet.... also the songs he used have a meaning. WEREWOLF of London is a reference to himself and his hair. SWEET HOME Alabama is a reference to his HOME. Also...you cant actually call rhyming things with things an actual rhyme. Songs are not meant for everyone. But it is clear that you have no real clue about this "new" song. It has been about for about 8 months to a year now...I wouldn't call that "new" by any means. And while we are on the subject, even if we were to call this the "worst" song of the album he made...lets not forget that many bands made songs that are not so hot to the masses. Heck the 80's was paved with dozens of one hit wonder bands. And this may not be the best song on kid's album. BUT there are many that merit some redemption for him. For example, "When You Love Someone" a song about love, compassion, and forgiveness. That song is well built and strong. It carries a lot of soul and reminds us what really matters in life.

But I digress. As it stands, all you did was take a song out of its context and jab it with biased opinions that only serve to amuse an uneducated focus. If I wanted that I would go on youtube... and since we are on the subject of idiocy.... when a man who places an uneducated opinion for the pubic to see about a song that he does not fully understand... (again SWEET HOME Alabama and WEREWOLF in London) and that clearly he is playing on the bias of others to support his lack of knowledge to support his own opinion. can we as a people turn and say nay to such "cancerous" material and place the facts on the table? I say yes. And so I did. This video was nothing more than poor attempt at trying make yourself look good by playing on a biased crowd. Speaking of....I hear Fox is hiring. You might be able to get job there.

Posted on 6/7/2008 2:39:46 PM

So what? He's from N. Michigan, how is that a comment on how bad the song is, would you rather he lie about where he comes from?
And there are plenty of songs out there that rhyme the same word, it's not exactly such a rare occurence that it shows Kid Rock's lack of creativity.
And what's wrong with sampling Sweet Home Alabama, as you said, this is a nastalgic song, and that's what he listened to when he was younger. Who cares that the song has Alabama in the title and he's from Michigan. You can be from another state and still like that song.

I'm not saying this is a great song or anything, but these critiques of it are horrible. I hate this guy, it seems like he thinks he's always right no matter what.

Posted on 6/3/2008 9:46:53 PM

I heard this song the other day and wondered who was ripping off Warren Zevon. Now that I know, I don't feel any better about it.

Posted on 6/2/2008 3:48:55 PM

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Posted on 6/2/2008 1:32:10 PM

I live near Detroit too Get Out Alive sweet. thank you Gladstone for not bashing Michigan, just Kid Rock.
Oh, and that one gospel song he made is the worst song ever, but this comes in second

Posted on 5/27/2008 6:26:37 PM