7 Reasons Kid Rock's New Song Might be the Worst Ever
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f**k you guys kid rock kicks ass
ReplyKid Rock is average at best! Average guitar player, average singer with no range. I'm from Detroit and remember when he was a RAPPER! Now he's just an average musician who happened to make it. The only people I know that like him are woman.
Replytoo bad jealousy blocks your ability to have the brains to notice true talent. Kid rock has talent, can play any instrument, and can take any song and sing it his way. Best of all, he keeps it real. He stays true to his roots, and does not pretend to be anything more than he is, an amazing entertainer with a big heart. Get over it people, he has more talent than most can even dream of having, and never will.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesAnd your point is? I keep it real and stay true to my roots but no one pretends I'm a good musician.
Get the f**k out of here. Kid Rock is a f**king hack and a one hit wonder piece of s**t.
true talent? the song is essentially a karaoke version of sweet home alabama without actually knowing the words
Ooh, I spy a fangirl.
Sorry to say it, but the only thing Kid Rock did in this particular song is sing and write lyrics. Badly. The rest is sampling 2 songs that are the same in key, beat, and chord progression.
And don't forget, this is about the song, not the artist.
PsiGuy60, out.
What's jealousy have to do with it? If that were the case no one would like any band/singer that has more talent than them(what that's all the bands that have made it big ever). Kid Rock's music is crap that's all there is too it.
Stayed true to his roots? Let me clarify: Was that when he was an urban street tough, a old-fashioned southern bwah, or the latest and current identity he's slapped on, which is of some writhing pile of white trash, like 'Skin of Evil' in a trailer park?
Face it: He dons a new identity or gimmick every few years (for you, that's about as often as you manage to choke down a WHOLE chapter book! All by yourself!) and you buy into it with aplomb, every time. Congratulations on your brutal sodomization and subsequent, eerily sexual murder of music.
But don't worry, I'm sure Michigin is his *favorite* state he was born in.
He stays true to his roots? Do you know his history? He was a rapper in the 80's. I live in Detroit and remember when KID Rock was a no one. As far as talent, ever hear of Jimmy Page? Kid Rock can barely play guitar, much less sing.
I'm not sure why, but the line "yeah, I know they're dead" sent me into helpless giggles.
ReplyWait who the hell were you saying that too... oh well
ReplyI just dont care eny more, kid rock sucks to much for words, i just try not to think about it or the bastardisations of other songs.
Oh real mature MCKID, what are you 12. just gtfo.
ReplyGO FUCK YOURSELF FAG BOY
ReplyFUCK OFF YOU FAG YOU MUST HAVE A DEATH WISH
ReplyKid Rock shames our people with his trailer trash music.
ReplyAnd-WHAT THE HELL?? Detroit is not northern Michigan, Detroit is almost as south as you can get. They even have a sort of bastard southern accent down there.
A little extreme there davo (even shitty music isn't a reason to support killing people), but he's got the basic idea right; Kid Rock, and people like him (I can't in good faith call them artists or musicians) is pretty much taking good music, and pervert it to the point where you can only vaguely tell what it was, splice it together with more mutilated music, and call it their own. Seriously, if you like this sort of thing, listen to the songs they kill. Then, come back, and try to defend him.
ReplyEamonQuinn, you've taken shit eating to a whole new level! congrats. and obscureangel, you're obviously too young to even know the tunes aren't his. fucking kids. it's cockheads like Kidrock that the flood the music industry with unoriginal shit all while reall rockers ie. me are stuck struggling with our own kick arse ORIGINAL music. man the music industry is totally fucked. In a world where this guy or Paris Hilton not only can legally release "music", let alone people buying it, I find it hard not to cheer when someone goes postal.
ReplySuck a dick Quinn. I think Gladstones done quite well for himself, and has an amazing web series. I am looking forward to the grand finale, and I'm sure he won't disappoint us.
ReplyYou should do the last HBN about your own shitty show. Hate the hate by numbers, bitchass!
ReplyI'd pay twice to see Ronnie van Zant and Warren Zevon kick Kid Rock's ass once.
ReplyGladstone is a legend.
ReplyKid Rock is an idiot.
As is obscureangel.
Wait wait.. I'm confused, i thought everyone hated kid rock.... i mean, hasn't some one killed him yet?
ReplyAnyone that tucks their ears in a baseball hat is a supreme loser and dork.
Replyhaha...'yeah i know they're dead' - classic!!
ReplyI think you all need somthing better to do with your lives this is a catchy tune saying he lived in michigan and sang along to a song. I live in westren canada and on vacation sang along to santamonica whats your point i have hundreds of people a week asking me if i know who sings this song so they can get it because it is really catchy get a life who cares it sounds awsome..
Replyok, first of all good stuff, keep it up. Second to people getting this mixed up, Bob(i refuse to call him 'kid rock') is NOT from Detroit. He's from Romeo, which is a white trash (*gasp* surprize) trailer park community about an hour outside the city limits. Also he didn't have long hair in 89, he had a hi-top fade (well as close as a white boy can get to one) and was breakdanceing. if you want to get an idea of what he looked like watch the video for "ice ice baby" and thats pretty much what you were getting from the 'kid' until Korn came out and he decided he was going to be 'hip-hop metal".
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