FORGETTING SUPER VIRGINS!
How to Make Your Own Judd Apatow Movie in 5 Easy Steps
Judd Apatow will be producing Michael Swaim's That Guy, scheduled for a Fall 2008 release. Get the inside scoop now!
Neil says: "How to be a Cracked Blogger who gets all the awesome flame filled comments:
Arrested Development Sucks, Kurt Cobain sucks, black people suck, Guitar hero sucks, Judd Apatow sucks
Hannah Montana, Expensive Hats, Weiner Poopie, Racist drawing of a mexican boy gluing himself to his bed
Hooray! That post would have been the highest commented article on the cracke blog ever. Way more than 300 posts. That would make enough for anal PLUS reach around!" And he nailed it.
FIRST RULE OF BATMAN!
8 (Pointless) Laws All Comic Book Movies Follow
Ninth rule? The Hulk sucked.
Notable Comment:User adds a rule: "#0 - All cracked.com articles must consist of a "top X whatever" ordered countdown." While we're thrilled that you would include the Cracked staff in an article about superheroes, we can't help but point out that sometimes we say the worst, not the top. Come on, pay attention.
THIS STUFF BYTES!
The 10 Most Pointless Computer Gadgets
It's not that we didn't buy the humping dog, it's just that it's completely retarded.
Notable Comment: If the comments section of this article is any indication, sales for the humping dog attachment are about to skyrocket.
HALF BAKED COOKIES!
7 Foods That Can Get You (Unpleasantly) High
Combine all of the products mentioned in this list into one giant smoothie, and then don't sue us when it kills you!