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17 Comments

joke

SHE IS SO HOT... she even uploaded her sexy videos on a celebrity and millionaire dating site named "LovingRich.com"...does she want to hook up with hot guys.

Posted on 5/10/2008 6:06:30 AM

Gladstone

Sorta of agree. I have two high quality microphones. What i actually need is a video camera with a micropohne input. Thanks Uncle Lex!

Posted on 4/27/2008 6:22:29 AM

anvon20086

Recently, quite a few celebrities and pro athletes were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club "Wealthy Kiss.c o m" to hook up with hot girs and models. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new things?

Posted on 4/27/2008 6:08:43 AM

rev.felix

NO! Lex, you must resist her! There's jailbait out there that isn't a Snakemonster! You don't want to end up like Gladstone!

Posted on 4/26/2008 9:25:18 PM

dajumbles

You should have Dan O'Brien do a "Miley Minute" segment on the show. Cus Montana's a douchebag every week.

Posted on 4/26/2008 2:35:39 PM

Wallsy

This was hilarious. Except for the Gladstone bit. After watching it, I have no idea what the point was. There was some lame interview with Dolly Parton and numbers kept appearing on the screen. What?

Posted on 4/25/2008 10:43:49 PM

Onodera

The Bond series goes down hill after the viewer graduates from Jr. High. I think the writers for those films are 12 year old boys.

Posted on 4/25/2008 11:36:41 AM

kingmonkey

I can't blame Halle Berry? Watch me! Gosh, that movie was just plain unwatchable for so many reasons.

Posted on 4/25/2008 9:58:38 AM

DantÃ¨s

You can't blame Halle Berry for dragging Bond into the ground. That would be an invisible car and year after year of increasingly lame gimmicks and Bond one-liners.

Posted on 4/25/2008 7:50:29 AM

chiemilin

oh god. A typo. How embarrassing. *get* not *bets*

Posted on 4/25/2008 7:39:35 AM

zoltan

the SJP thing was too funny! poor girl...oh well, shes got enuf money to fix her face if she wanted to

Posted on 4/25/2008 7:39:34 AM

chiemilin

"Actually, these paparatzi freaks probably bets turned on by that too. Forget I said anything." I'm so glad this video link decided to work today. :)

Posted on 4/25/2008 7:38:35 AM

Gimp

there ya go lex, without entirely overstating the joke you made it better.

Posted on 4/25/2008 7:27:17 AM

Shadow_of_Chaos

"Just like God was with the ugly stick." Lawls.

Posted on 4/25/2008 6:22:34 AM

lex

Agreed. We'll buy him one!

Posted on 4/25/2008 6:20:45 AM

gman

awesome, Gladstone needs a proper mic though.

Posted on 4/25/2008 6:11:35 AM

Bruce182

Haha the rotting dead corpse joke made me spit out oatmeal, not a pretty sight. Jackie's corpse FTW!

Posted on 4/25/2008 5:25:12 AM

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