ETHICS ARE FOR COWARDS!
The Awful Truth Behind 5 Items Probably On Your Grocery List
If you think your banana tastes bitter in light of this new information, you're probably just tasting the tears of the children who died for it for the first time. Still tastes great on Cornflakes though.
Notable Comment: Poindexterface says "kudos to Cracked for bringing these things to light. Definitely intelligent, concerned humor. I've been on the Coca-Cola boycott for almost 6 years, and its good to see other people waking up to the realities involved in the production of many items taken for granted. Unfortunately some people like Bush for Life revel in their ignorance and apathy, and probably always will. But like Jesus said, "a fool returns to his folly as a dog returns to its vomit." Well, if there's anything Cracked is, (dick) it's socially conscious, that's for sure. (dick dick) The main focus for this website is doing good, (farting noise), and changing the world, with comedy coming at a very distant second (fart noises). We're about recognizing and attempting to correct (penis) injustice in all of its forms. We're just trying to make a difference. (Poop.)
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN SUCKS!
6 Terrible Cameos That Just About Ruined the Movie
Seriously. We'll believe aliens any day of the week, but M. Night Shyamalan having friends and talking to people? Come on, let's not kid ourselves.
Notable Comment: Deuceswild says "About the only thing that causes me to lose faith in humanity more than the Cracked comments, is watching someone throw a puppy off of a cliff." But ... so you just watched? You just watched? And you're the one losing faith in humanity?