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Douchebags! Douchebags! Douchebags! (3/7/08)

By Danny Gallagher, Lex Friedman


To hear Lex mangle a British accent, watch Wednesday's show.

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Posted on 3/19/2008 8:17:27 AM

Don't listen to them, Lex, you're still Cracked's sexiest correspondant! Also, this may have been the best NoC episode ever.

Posted on 3/9/2008 8:07:55 AM

I'm all for iJustine. Maybe she could mud wrestle Lex.

Posted on 3/8/2008 9:41:20 AM

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um, lex, maybe its just me, but do u have like 4 gay stalker critics?

Posted on 3/8/2008 7:43:06 AM

Why stop there with the Helen Keller jokes? What's the difference between me and Helen?She didn't see Lex's terrible haircut.

Posted on 3/7/2008 9:02:23 PM

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I enjoyed the Hellen Keller jokes until the poker one(s). Then I decided I was bored with them. By the way, Professor THE Guy: hahaha! That is so what I was thinking about the orange shirt! Awesome.

Posted on 3/7/2008 6:08:59 PM

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hahaha, God I love Helen Keller Jokes.

Posted on 3/7/2008 5:21:18 PM

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I have a girlfriend? Seriously? When did that happen?

Posted on 3/7/2008 5:04:51 PM

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HAI GUYZ The video doesnt work along with many of this week in douchebaggery clips tell youtube to stop fucking with them!

Posted on 3/7/2008 12:51:30 PM

Damn, kingmonkey. You are totally right. Fortunately, I already made this week's list, so I'm covered.

Posted on 3/7/2008 10:26:16 AM

I'm sorry Lex, but 'she's like the wind' is a simile, not a metaphor. Just ask Michael Swaim. http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png . On the other hand, I alwasy love the week in douchbaggery as it reminds me that there are people out there who are still more of a douche than a random internet poster who corrects web newscasters.

Posted on 3/7/2008 9:25:19 AM

I meant that I "third" the vote for Justine (Proffessor "firsted" and hulk67851 "seconded")

Posted on 3/7/2008 9:02:54 AM

I second the vote for Justine (again). Bikini would be awesome, but fully clothed works as well.

Posted on 3/7/2008 9:01:53 AM

What's Helen Kellers favorite color. Courdaroy. We should grab a beer sometime when we're both in hell

Posted on 3/7/2008 8:50:22 AM

How can you have douchebags if you don't have a sexy blonde doing iPhone ettique? You thought I gave, but NO!!!! I was just resting! BRING BACK iJUSTINE!!!!

Posted on 3/7/2008 8:20:43 AM

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