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McCain Clinches, D&D Creator Croaks, Paris Cameos, and More: The News on Cracked 3/5/08

By David Knight, Lex Friedman


Did you catch our live, in-studio interview with Dennis Kucinich?

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That was such a terrible attempt at a British accent. He didn't say 'mate' nearly enough for that to sound like a passable British dialect.

Posted on 3/8/2008 5:58:18 AM

onetealcrayon

"If one thing is news, the other thing is news". Ha! So true. I also will not be watching. Can that be news, too? Or would it be news only if people still cared about Paris Hilton?

Posted on 3/6/2008 6:40:14 PM

Professor THE Guy

I agree with, blemm. Favre is one of if not THE best quarterback to ever play the game. (I've been waiting so long to use a "THE" as part of what I say.) He'll be in the hall of fame for sure.

Posted on 3/6/2008 10:17:49 AM

G.Gygax should be canonized as the patron saint of nerds.

Posted on 3/6/2008 5:30:38 AM

Namorgasm

I'm pretty sure everyone made that saving throw joke. God Bless the guy though.

Posted on 3/6/2008 4:28:41 AM

Wildy

Stagnant Because we all know that all the states were settled as penal colonies. Pay no attention to the state in the middle that shares a border with all the mainland states except the ACT which was settled completely by free people.

Posted on 3/5/2008 10:42:11 PM

YOU DO NOT SPEAK ILL OF THE FAVRE!

Posted on 3/5/2008 9:04:52 PM

OK, this shitty comment thing fucked up my formatting. Cracked, I hate you.

Posted on 3/5/2008 9:01:29 PM

> My Aussie friends get mad when > I remind them who is on their > dollar bill Dollar note. And it's the queen of Australia. What of it? > or ask them when their > independence day is. January 26th. We call it "Australia Day" though. HTH.

Posted on 3/5/2008 9:00:37 PM

maf

"The first person in the world to die...with 20 sides. " HA!

Posted on 3/5/2008 6:41:02 PM

Stagnant - I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your miserable, crumbling empire failing at everything it touches. Come back when you aren't still desperately trying to justify your own importance

Posted on 3/5/2008 6:38:17 PM

Stagnant

Thats because Australia is a British Penal Colony. Yes, I said it. My Aussie friends get mad when I remind them who is on their dollar bill, or ask them when their independence day is.

Posted on 3/5/2008 11:10:34 AM

annonymous

That English accent sounded awfully Australian...

Posted on 3/5/2008 9:03:22 AM

Considering you made the same Gary Gygax "Saving Throw" joke that my neighbor at work did, I believe that you are spying on me. I thought you were on my side. I thought you WEREN'T part of the government conspiracy that had lead to the bugging of my teeth and the mind-control waves beamed through my television. Now I see that you too are part of the machine.

Posted on 3/5/2008 7:49:29 AM

Spot on accent old chap, I will now stereotype the brits and invite you for afternoon tea.

Posted on 3/5/2008 6:28:16 AM

As a British binge-drinker myself (best record: 17 units in one night, and I'm female), I have to say that I was knocking back the stuff like a trooper WAY before the 24-hour licencing came in. It's just something about Britain - we don't even attempt to spread out our drinking over the day, opting instead to down twice our own body weight in lager in under three hours. My theory is that it's because, if we didn't, we'd never be able to eat another kebab ever again - and that would make us very sad indeed.

Posted on 3/5/2008 5:40:03 AM

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