Notable Comment: We write an article about insane medical practices and somehow a fight in the comments section breaks out about Al Gore and global warming. Cracked.com: where opinionated people with short attention spans come to yell at each other.
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Revenge is a Bitch: The 10 Most Bitter Female Rock Songs
Carrie Underwood sings about keying some dude's car and she gets an award. Neil Diamond reveals that "Sweet Caroline" was actually written about a twelve 12-year-old girl and suddenly everyone wants to check his computer for child pornography. Talk about a double standard.
Notable Comment: BlastTyrant419 politely says, "I swear to god, if a bitch EVER touches my truck, she's got a lot more than me cheatin' on her coming. I'll break that bitches legs right before I stab her in the face repeatedly." Believe it or not it gets worse from there. First of all...wow. Second of all, Mr. Tyrant, if you throw some banjo over those words and turn it into a two- step, you've got yourself a Country Music Award on your hands, sir.
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Are You Funny? Cracked Wants to Give You Cash
Really, even if you're not funny. We've got a fuck ton of cash and literally nothing better to spend it on than highly debatable lists full of dick jokes and Christian Bale references.
Notable Comment: Reacting to our claim that billions of people visit our site each day, Bob says "10 billion? Are you sure billion? I'd have to say that's... Impossible." You know, we've gotten past the point where we feel sorry for people who don't get sarcasm. Now we're just in denial. That's right Bob, we refuse to believe that you are dense enough to have written that comment. We expect to be onto the final stage of acceptance, and masturbating to your comment sometime early next week.