colsen
Only the nation that brought forth bukkake and hentai would think there's nothing wrong with this.
GStan
...with the advent of genetic engineering, Pokemons can now produce litters of up to 50 humans at once.
moe
Has anyone seen my husband? Anybody? Oh... Dan, what are you doing in there? DAN!!!!
spruce488
In order to increase participation numbers, NAMBLA has begun to hold their monthly meetings in more creative places.
hulk67851
At least Pikachu's vagina isn't shooting out tentacles that rape any and all in its immediate vacinity.
lackofsoup
In turns out that Pikachu is, in fact, Catholic. The Archdiocese of Tokyo had no comment.
Plip
Embarrassed by the events in the background Dan blurred himself into a new dimension.
PeopleofTheSun
timmys spine tingled with anticipation. He had heard of the Japaneese Vagina momologues but this excedded all his thirteen year old expectations.
Konner7
I heard the American equivilent to the Pikachu papsmere, is the Donald Duck prostate exam in Disneyworld.
MuscleMilk
As hardcore pokemon fans all around the colossal pikachu rejoice, some of them grow skeptic of his morals as their leader orders a 7 year old girl to polish the golden rod of knowledge
acrossthesea
the national convetion for japanese gynecologist held annually in tokyo japan
Mr_K_Twig
Haveing been attributed with giving birth to a whole generation of Japanese children, the Pokemon producers suddenly got nervous and demanded a recall.
xkape
I've always wondered how King King would do it with all those little maidens. Thank you , Pikachu.
Violent
Barker's sequel to "In the Hills.." didn't strike the same fear as the original.
lordie
"Billy, you have been gone for 5 days. Where did your white sweater go? And where did you get this red one?"
coeruleus
What Westeners didn't know: the Japanese word "Pikachu" actually means "giant yellow monster with inverted gastrointestinal tract, that eats human children through it anus". In aother translation it means "Paris Hilton".
hailslaanesh
Giant Pikachu reined terror throughout the city until one bright little girl realised it could be tamed if you pat it the right way.
lackofsoup
It was later discovered that Pikachu was, in fact, Catholic. The Archdicese of Tokyo had no comment.
Changling1331
And in a solution to China's overpopulation problem, the scientist came up with and over saw the building of a large womb that looked like Pikachu to entice all the unwanted children into. It worked to well since the wanted children fell for it as
boone
Feeling unmoored due to Confucianism's lack of a creation myth, Japanese officials initiated the "Children of a Yellow God" ceremony.
Mustaine
After a pretty small turnup at his major rally in Iowa, Pikachu eventually decided to drop the 2008 Democrats Primary
Vankook
This year, we will definitely beat those bastards at the San Diego Comic-con by shoving thousands into pikachu's vulva!
DanPename
A holy Japanese sect worships at the ancient shrine of one of their many gods.
MenDAKE
Ancient natives of Japan (circa 2007) shown routinely sacrificing their children to "Wii", the god of fertility.
Vergil
Apparently instead of Noah's ark, they just made the animals out of wood........ Go Figure!!!
Tommykickass
So, the world now knows that Pikachu is a girl. A girl that gets nutrients by digesting children in her vagina.
thefly
The Japanese Gynecological Health Ministry (or JGHM) has recruited Pokemon to spearhead a new campaign that will educate girls about putting small people up there vagina.
thefly
The Japanese Gynecological Health Ministry (or JGHM) has recruited Pokemon to spearhead a new campaign that will educate girls about the danger of putting small people up there vaginas.
Big_Asian
Unbeknowest to Americans, Pokemon were at one time Gods of Japan. However, the incident with Hiroshima bumped them down from Gods to gameboy creatures
Ranger
WOW...HER CUNT IS FUCKING HUGE!!!!! http://neilsnotes.com/?page=15&catid=23&sku=E-CD00263
Ranger
Jesus Christ Mommy, you were right! Her cunt IS fucking huge!!! www.NeilsNotes.com
Enabsflow
Bigger than Godzilla, it's Pikachu!: Consumes tiny children like the blob, only deahtly cute...
Ranger
The plaque here explains that: 'Pikachu is Latin for: Stinky Cunt!' A LOT MORE STINKY CUNT AT: www.NeilsNotes.com
Ranger
Those Asians are really somthin' aren't they?! Going for the Guinness Record for: 'How many Communists can Pikachu jam into her twat!' FULL PICS OF THIS EVENT AT: www.NeilsNotes.com
taco
Does someone have a blow dart or knife and we can bring this whole crap shoot to an and.
a1kemi
Disguised as Peek-achu, Pikachu's nonexistent sister, Pedobear contemplated whether or not sacirificing his penis was worth the reward.
archangel9363
"Sweetie, SWEETIE! I told you to keep away from the big Pokemon vagina! You DON'T know if it has gonnerhea or something!"
Ranger
Fearful of Pikachu's vagina overproducing Japs...the Dept. of Defense decides to call in Godzilla to thwart this uncontrolled breeding. www.NeilsNotes.com
Mr_K_Twig
"Oh, when a giant Pikachu have a bunch of kids entering her vagina it's all cute, but when a teacher does it, it's all 'scandal'".
Mr_K_Twig
The Pokemon company sponsoring the OBGYN classes at Osaka Medichal School - Japanese capitalism has gone too far.
Mr_K_Twig
Why Pikachu is so happy? She (yes, apparently it's a she) just saw the picture for the craption hunt of December 21st, 2007, and realized the possibilities.
Ignivome
2 Questions: If we gotta catch 'em all... What is there to catch here, really? & should I be afraid?
huynhd
Unbeknownst to the Americans, the Japanese's Trojan Pikachu was a success, bringing in tons of japanese to American shores.
Visor
Besides the fact that someone is climbing into pikachu's...you know.... I would so pop that balloon.
metelx
instead of pikachu going into a pokeball, this event allows people to go into pikachu's pokeballs
joshua1982
at this point in your life things will start to happen to you. Down there. This picture is a good example of it.
csm
Here we see the Japanese returning to their natural habitat in preparation for winter.
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