32 Facts About Toys, Games and Gadgets That Are Like the Happy Meal Prize at the Bottom of the Internet

Toys are to people as toy facts are to brains. Our wrinkled, spongey info-holders work tirelessly to store intelligent goods and help us function properly, so the least we can do is give them some playthings in their down time.

We hope that this list does just that. You can enjoy them too if you like, but they’re meant for your brain. Let it bounce these shiny things around for a bit before you give it another lame task like budgeting your monthly expenses or something. Yuck.