There's a saying in Hollywood: "If we can milk this for every dollar that it's worth, then yank those goddamn udders." We don't actually know if they say that, but spend a minute in any toy store and you'll understand.

Naturally, when people have bags of cash on the brain, they don't really pay attention to the merchandise they're rolling out. With the help of AuntieMeme and her mint condition toy collection, you're about to see the results of what happens when you put cash in one hand and the approval stamp in the other.

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UP MY SKIRT, YOU MUST LoOK, TO SEE YOUR FUTURE. No. 69370 Ages 4 and STAR up YODA EMPIRE STRIKEST WARS THE JEDI MASTER Kemer CEeot BE HE ANSWERS ALL K

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MACFARLANE STUDIOS RECENTLY ANNOUNCED THE RELEASE OF A NEW SERIES OF WALKING DEAD ACTION FIGURES. Included: Mud Walker, Carl Grimes, Michonne and Gare

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THE SNOOPY 560 NO-CONE Snoopy ORIONAL Snocone Machine MACHINE MAKE A A TGEAT SNOOPY CONTAINS TASTY WITH ICE CUBES A FLANOR PACK! LOOSE BRASS RIVET WAR

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ARCHIE BUNKER'S GRANDSON IS A BABY DOLL WITH A PENIS. The toy was released during the heyday of All in ARCHIE BUNKER'S the Family, a '70s sitcom GRA

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YOU CAN COLOR IN BARON HARKONNEN'S WEEPING PUSTULES IN THIS DUNE-THEMED ACTIVITY BOOK FOR KIDS. DUNE ACTIVITYBOOK FHM8BMHIA Dune was a trippy sci-fi d

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1. REMOVE THE PLUG FROM BATMAN'S BUTT. 2. FILL WITH WATER. 3. PUMP HIS TRICGER. 4. SQUIRT YOUR FRIENDS! CRAGKEDCONT Whto/herocomolex latimes.comiuncat

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