Cody Johnston

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  • Real Name: Cody Johnston
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 1:55 am
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 370

About Cody Johnston

My name is Cody. I am a columnist, editor, and general video guy for Cracked.com.

I have another blog where things happen sometimes (http://codyjohnston.tumblr.com).

Feel free to follow me on Twitter at twitter.com/drmistercody, because Twitter is a thing. Facebook is also a thing (http://www.facebook.com/DrMisterCody). Another thing? E-mail. Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com

Goodbye forever.

Articles

  1. How to Make Jokeless Comedy: Studying the 'Epic Movie' Guys
    By: Cody Johnston | | 275,180 views
  2. Deconstructing YouTube: One Man's Attempt To Go Viral
    By: Cody Johnston | | 182,492 views

Columns

  1. 31 Inspirational Tumblr Photos, Adjusted for Honesty
    By: Cody | | 735,470 views
  2. Advanced Batman Theory: Why Nolan Will Kill Bruce Wayne
    By: Cody | | 800,323 views
  3. The 12 Most Baffling Genres of Stock Photo, Explained
    By: Cody | | 957,590 views
  4. 11 Fall TV Show Reviews Based Solely On Promotional Photos
    By: Cody | | 491,379 views
  5. J.K. Rowling's Failed Attempts to Write an 8th Harry Potter
    By: Cody | | 299,929 views
  6. An Apology to the Hipsters Whose Lives I've Ruined
    By: Cody | | 313,011 views
  7. 14 Prequels Even Hollywood Wouldn't Make
    By: Cody | | 821,558 views
  8. Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston | | 296,056 views
  9. 10 Movie Pitches For the Producers of Gnomeo & Juliet
    By: Cody | | 108,086 views
  10. If The State Of The Union Addressed Real Issues
    By: Cody | | 59,714 views
  11. When Cartoons Pander To Everyone: Jedinja Zamvirebot
    By: Cody | | 97,740 views
  12. 6 Dates With a Sexchat Bot
    By: Cody | | 236,257 views
  13. Why It's Time for YouTube to Ban Song Parodies
    By: Cody | | 223,265 views
  14. The Most Depressing Tourist Attraction Ever
    By: Cody | | 82,604 views
  15. Jon Stewart's Rally To Restore Kid Rock and/or Sheryl Crow Failed Miserably
    By: Cody | | 51,267 views
  16. The Worst John Mayer Music Video Ever (Reviewed By His Close Friend (Who's Worried About Him))
    By: Cody | | 33,450 views
  17. My Failed Attempts To Start An Internet Meme
    By: Cody | | 157,866 views
  18. 15 Things Christine O'Donnell Will Probably Say Next
    By: Cody | | 261,556 views
  19. The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups
    By: Cody | | 140,842 views
  20. What The Snazzy Napper Is Really For
    By: Cody | | 117,291 views
  21. Taylor Swift Accepts Kanye West's Twitter Apology
    By: Cody | | 32,025 views
  22. Musket Sea Family: Every Song By The Decemberists Ever
    By: Cody | | 38,537 views
  23. 8 SyFy Original Movie Pitches That Are Totally Up For Grabs
    By: Cody | | 62,948 views
  24. A Helpful Tutorial For ChronoChores
    By: Cody | | 38,505 views
  25. The Silliest Harry Potter F**k Fiction Ever (NSFW)
    By: Cody | | 214,183 views
  26. Using the Toilet at the U.S. Capitol Building: A True Story
    By: Cody | | 135,321 views
  27. 6 Shows That Might As Well Be Coming Out This Summer
    By: Cody | | 190,679 views
  28. A Review of Armond White's Review of Toy Story 3
    By: Cody | | 66,835 views
  29. The Highly Fabricated Wikipedia Entry For J. D. Salinger
    By: Cody | | 59,892 views
  30. Rorschach's Fight Club Journal
    By: Cody | | 61,327 views
  31. John Mayer: Fine Musician, Biggest Jerk on Tumblr
    By: Cody | | 272,332 views
  32. 23 Awesome Food Ideas For Your LOST Finale Party
    By: Cody | | 104,182 views
  33. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: Be Careful What Wishes Are Like
    By: Cody | | 28,377 views
  34. If Mothers Took Over the Internet
    By: Cody | | 252,805 views
  35. Songs For Most Kids And Some Adults: The Presidents In Order
    By: Cody | | 41,126 views
  36. Alien Invasion As Documented by the Internet: 7 Screencaps
    By: Cody | | 148,676 views
  37. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: Flight Of The Witchmonster Dragon's Head
    By: Cody | | 20,262 views
  38. Saturday Night Bieber
    By: Cody | | 37,166 views
  39. 12 Unintentionally Hilarious Sitcom Publicity Photos
    By: Cody | | 394,792 views
  40. The 6 Most Baffling Video Genres on YouTube
    By: Cody | | 558,690 views
  41. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Egg Haunt
    By: Cody | | 33,252 views
  42. A Song That's Not About LOST
    By: Cody | | 23,092 views
  43. Is Anyone Else Really Hoping For A Spinoff Of The Family Guy Spinoff?
    By: Cody | | 59,030 views
  44. 6 Movies (That Might As Well Be) Coming Out This Spring
    By: Cody | | 211,232 views
  45. Every Episode Of Heroes Ever
    By: Cody | | 74,886 views
  46. The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus
    By: Cody | | 57,818 views
  47. A Baffling Look at the Future of Music: Tween Pop Stars
    By: Cody | | 366,550 views
  48. The Game Helpin' Squad
    By: Cody | | 90,195 views
  49. Tiger Woods Admits To Being Golfer
    By: Cody | | 50,031 views
  50. How to Social Network for Women on Valentine's Day
    By: Cody | | 112,698 views
  51. Game Helpin' Squad: Solitaire Party
    By: Cody | | 49,270 views
  52. The Job Site Trailer
    By: Cody | | 46,639 views
  53. The Curse Of The Moongician And The Spooked-Out Mirror
    By: Cody | | 26,549 views
  54. Because There Are No Jokes To Be Made About What's Going On In Haiti...
    By: Cody | | 62,730 views
  55. Cody's Most Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Right
    By: Cody | | 41,812 views
  56. An Open Letter To Conan O'Brien
    By: Cody | | 57,252 views
  57. Updates from Jay Leno's Facebook Page
    By: Cody | | 144,474 views
  58. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Winter After The Summer The Shock Shack Shocks Back
    By: Cody | | 17,560 views
  59. 4 Reasons 'Lost' is the New 'Star Wars'
    By: Cody | | 293,302 views
  60. The New Avatar/McDonald's Tie-In Will Change Fast Food Forever
    By: Cody | | 51,778 views
  61. Tiger Woods' Nobel Prize Taken Back
    By: Cody | | 68,219 views
  62. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Bloody Kid
    By: Cody | | 14,692 views
  63. Dr. Mister Prophet
    By: Cody | | 13,608 views
  64. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Summer Before The Summer The Shock Shack Shocked Back
    By: Cody | | 16,289 views
  65. Game Helpin' Squad: Pretend Everything
    By: Cody | | 47,169 views
  66. The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie
    By: Cody | | 158,652 views
  67. Am I The Only Person On The Internet Who Thought AMC's The Prisoner Was Amazing?
    By: Cody | | 17,883 views
  68. Cody's Least Popular Blog Post: Why All Black Comedians Are Doing It Wrong
    By: Cody | | 44,850 views
  69. Mad Man
    By: Cody | | 21,837 views
  70. Wealthy Cat Leaves Entire Fortune To Piece of String
    By: Cody | | 20,253 views
  71. My Failed Attempts to Write a Goosebumps Novel
    By: Cody | | 135,572 views
  72. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Halloween That Was Actually Arbor Day
    By: Cody | | 22,229 views
  73. Every Middle School Love Note Ever [A Song]
    By: Cody | | 143,045 views
  74. The Biff Song
    By: Cody | | 223,246 views
  75. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Undelivered Package
    By: Cody | | 19,370 views
  76. Every Joke About Balloon Boy The Internet Will Make (If It Hasn't Already)
    By: Cody | | 42,292 views
  77. Foul House: Hugs, Drugs And Scandal On The Set Of Full House
    By: Cody | | 216,994 views
  78. Why Did That Paleontologist Have To Scare The Shit Out Of Me?
    By: Cody | | 153,142 views
  79. 12 Musical Jokes About LOST
    By: Cody | | 80,542 views
  80. Local Tweens Totes Caught Texting Behind Roller Rink
    By: Cody | | 33,394 views
  81. Adult I'm Talking To Clearly Just a Little Kid On a Talkboy
    By: Cody | | 143,858 views
  82. Tiger Woods Wins Nobel Prize For Golf
    By: Cody | | 104,106 views
  83. Most Honest Break Up Letter Ever
    By: Cody | | 432,436 views
  84. The Slightly Haunted Mansion Party Across The Street From The Significantly More Haunted Mansion Party
    By: Cody | | 46,485 views
  85. Idiots For Dummies
    By: Cody | | 39,268 views
  86. Coldplay Falls Asleep During Own Concert
    By: Cody | | 116,794 views
  87. Girl, You're A Lady, Man! (Female Puberty Taught By David Bowie)
    By: Cody | | 26,005 views
  88. My Life In 7 Random JPEGs
    By: Cody | | 38,653 views
  89. Tales to Tell 'Round Midnight: Nightmare At Nightmare High
    By: Cody | | 13,708 views
  90. Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: Now You Invisible, Now You Don't Invisible
    By: Cody | | 14,818 views
  91. Fake Songs By Real Bands: The Decemberists
    By: Cody | | 19,224 views

Videos

  1. The Existential Terror of the Easiest Job in the World
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 136,118 views
  2. How to Ruin The Best Part of Working From Home
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll, Breandan Carter | | 91,136 views
  3. Why You Never Trust People With 'Idea' in Their Job Title
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 103,588 views
  4. The Inevitable Future of TLC Reality Shows
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Nick Mundy | | 137,851 views
  5. The Creepiest Thing for Your Boss to Care About
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 180,168 views
  6. How Not to Get Away With Sexual Harassment
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 135,240 views
  7. New Year's Eve: Least Productive Work Day Ever
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 75,298 views
  8. The 'Secret Santa' That Ruined Christmas
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 116,037 views
  9. Least Useful Service Ever Sold
    By: Cody Johnston | | 127,913 views
  10. When Euphemisms Just Make Things Worse
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 178,647 views
  11. A Conspiracy Theory Too Weird Even for the Internet
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 225,587 views
  12. Revenge Is a Dish Best Served Via Campfire Sing Along
    By: Cody Johnston, Justin Viar | | 133,744 views
  13. How Not to Multi-Task on Skype
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 139,592 views
  14. Logo Design: Only as Important as Your Company Is Pointless
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 186,739 views
  15. The Startup: A Less Productive Alternative to Unemployment
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston, Katy Stoll | | 222,411 views
  16. Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Carefully Worded Tribute
    By: Cody Johnston | | 299,777 views
  17. Every Teaser Trailer Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 195,251 views
  18. The Worst Idea in the History of Theme Restaurants
    By: Cody Johnston, Maxwell Yezpitelok, M. Asher Cantrell | | 227,545 views
  19. Worst Terrorist Video Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 136,590 views
  20. The Fast and The Furious For Kids!
    By: Cody Johnston | | 215,515 views
  21. If The 'Atlas Shrugged' Trailer Was Honest
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Cody Johnston | | 228,415 views
  22. The New iPhone Ads Are Getting Out of Hand
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston | | 409,288 views
  23. Rocky IV: The Version They Saw in Russia
    By: Cody Johnston, Jacopo della Quercia | | 415,472 views
  24. If The New Facebook Car Ad Was Honest
    By: Cody Johnston | | 242,835 views
  25. If the Independence Day Speech Had a Heckler
    By: Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston | | 272,734 views
  26. Bill O'Reilly Teaches Kids About Science
    By: Cody Johnston | | 319,087 views
  27. If TMZ's Reporters Were Self-Aware
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston | | 295,013 views
  28. Happy Ramadan Eve! A Factually Inaccurate Tribute
    By: Cody Johnston | | 57,982 views
  29. If The WTF 'Let It Be' Video Had Honest Subtitles
    By: Cody Johnston | | 149,282 views
  30. Stop Parodying Cee-Lo's F#@k You: An Open Request to Idiots
    By: Cody Johnston | | 88,980 views
  31. Slutty Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes 2010: A Tribute
    By: Cody Johnston | | 641,259 views
  32. If The New OK Go Video Had Used Cats Instead of Dogs
    By: Cody Johnston | | 105,981 views
  33. If StarCraft Was Even More Complicated
    By: Cody Johnston | | 348,989 views
  34. Google Wave: A Pissed Off Tutorial
    By: Cody Johnston | | 258,133 views
  35. Mel Gibson Gets a Disturbing Phone Call From the Future
    By: Cody Johnston | | 324,457 views
  36. Lebron: The Decision (A Mercifully Abridged Version)
    By: Cody Johnston | | 173,265 views
  37. The Lohan Verdict With Subtitles: What Her Lawyer Said
    By: Cody Johnston | | 478,127 views
  38. BP: Still Working On It, Promise
    By: Cody Johnston | | 173,130 views
  39. Lost Wars: Because Adding Jedis Can Fix Anything
    By: Cody Johnston | | 331,433 views
  40. A Helpful Tutorial for 'Recite Pi': The Worst Math Game Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 210,735 views
  41. Sneak Peek of the Final Season of Lost DVD
    By: Cody Johnston | | 77,492 views
  42. Trololol The News
    By: Cody Johnston | | 149,489 views
  43. The Oscars Look Back At People Who (Almost) Died This Year
    By: Cody Johnston | | 125,846 views
  44. What You'll See on Chatroulette: A Song (About Dicks)
    By: Cody Johnston | | 313,238 views
  45. If 'The Sims' Made a Game for The World's Worst Job
    By: Cody Johnston | | 184,531 views
  46. An Ad for the Worst Celebrity Endorsed Product Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 89,192 views
  47. LOST: Every Timeline, Relationship and Twist (In 5 Minutes)
    By: Cody Johnston | | 173,144 views
  48. 14 (Still) Unanswered Questions from Season 1 of 'Lost'
    By: Cody Johnston | | 283,764 views
  49. How to Not Die on 'LOST' (SPOILER ALERT)
    By: Cody Johnston | | 162,651 views
  50. If Every Popular Musician Released Their Own Holiday Song
    By: Cody Johnston | | 214,190 views
  51. The First Chapter of  Twilight As a Text Adventure Game
    By: Cody Johnston | | 186,072 views
  52. Introducing The Worst Saturday Night Live Ever!
    By: Cody Johnston | | 184,199 views
  53. Slutty Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Tribute
    By: Cody Johnston | | 912,202 views
  54. Why a Text-Based 'Grand Theft Auto' Would Suck
    By: Cody Johnston | | 170,681 views
  55. A Practical Tutorial for the Worst Strategy Game Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 173,736 views
  56. A Helpful Tutorial for a Game That Would Confuse Einstein
    By: Cody Johnston | | 155,643 views
  57. A Helpful Tutorial for the Hardest Sports Video Game Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 182,553 views
  58. A Series of Poor Decisions: The Twitter Song
    By: Cody Johnston | | 64,258 views
  59. A Helpful Tutorial on The Most Difficult Video Game Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 255,406 views
  60. There's A Button For That: The First Cell Phone Ad
    By: Cody Johnston | | 118,513 views
  61. Every Dave Matthews Band Song Ever
    By: Cody Johnston | | 134,185 views

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  1. Creation
    By: Cody Johnston | | 10,976 views

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