Cody Johnston

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  • Real Name: Cody Johnston
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: April 14th, 2014 10:36 am
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  • Message board posts: 617
Election 2012

About Cody Johnston

Hi. I'm a columnist, video writer, performer, editor, FX artist, music dude, animator, and professional scientist.

Here are all of my social network things, if you're into those things...
http://codyjohnston.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/drmistercody
http://www.facebook.com/DrMisterCody
Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com

I am also Brian Williams. (http://twitter.com/bwilliamstweets, http://brianwilliamsfromthenews.tumblr.com, http://www.facebook.com/brianwillams)

Articles

Columns

14 Prequels Even Hollywood Wouldn't Make

By Cody
| 926,231 views

6 Dates With a Sexchat Bot

By Cody
| 266,197 views

Why It's Time for YouTube to Ban Song Parodies

By Cody
| 232,517 views

The Most Depressing Tourist Attraction Ever

By Cody
| 87,141 views

My Failed Attempts To Start An Internet Meme

By Cody
| 176,995 views

The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups

By Cody
| 145,185 views

What The Snazzy Napper Is Really For

By Cody
| 120,594 views

A Helpful Tutorial For ChronoChores

By Cody
| 40,813 views

Rorschach's Fight Club Journal

By Cody
| 62,708 views

If Mothers Took Over the Internet

By Cody
| 261,306 views

Saturday Night Bieber

By Cody
| 38,010 views

The 6 Most Baffling Video Genres on YouTube

By Cody
| 595,132 views

A Song That's Not About LOST

By Cody
| 23,595 views

Every Episode Of Heroes Ever

By Cody
| 78,213 views

The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus

By Cody
| 59,348 views

The Game Helpin' Squad

By Cody
| 108,333 views

Tiger Woods Admits To Being Golfer

By Cody
| 50,548 views

Game Helpin' Squad: Solitaire Party

By Cody
| 52,588 views

The Job Site Trailer

By Cody
| 47,117 views

An Open Letter To Conan O'Brien

By Cody
| 60,866 views

Updates from Jay Leno's Facebook Page

By Cody
| 149,317 views

4 Reasons 'Lost' is the New 'Star Wars'

By Cody
| 302,406 views

Tiger Woods' Nobel Prize Taken Back

By Cody
| 72,137 views

Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Bloody Kid

By Cody
| 16,052 views

Dr. Mister Prophet

By Cody
| 14,233 views

Game Helpin' Squad: Pretend Everything

By Cody
| 50,610 views

The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie

By Cody
| 163,016 views

Mad Man

By Cody
| 22,726 views

My Failed Attempts to Write a Goosebumps Novel

By Cody
| 142,225 views

Every Middle School Love Note Ever [A Song]

By Cody
| 147,014 views

The Biff Song

By Cody
| 226,062 views

12 Musical Jokes About LOST

By Cody
| 86,724 views

Tiger Woods Wins Nobel Prize For Golf

By Cody
| 109,845 views

Most Honest Break Up Letter Ever

By Cody
| 454,818 views

Idiots For Dummies

By Cody
| 41,520 views

My Life In 7 Random JPEGs

By Cody
| 43,655 views

Fake Songs By Real Bands: The Decemberists

By Cody
| 20,823 views

Coldplay Falls Asleep During Own Concert

By Cody
| 141,268 views

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