Cody Johnston

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  • Real Name: Cody Johnston
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: November 27th, 2008
  • Last Seen: July 20th, 2014 5:27 pm
  • Personal tag line: I am not creative enough to have written a personal tag line yet.
  • Message board posts: 617

About Cody Johnston

Hi. I'm a columnist, video writer, performer, editor, FX artist, music dude, animator, and professional scientist.

Here are all of my social network things, if you're into those things...
http://codyjohnston.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/drmistercody
http://www.facebook.com/DrMisterCody
Dr.MisterCody@gmail.com

I am also Brian Williams. (http://twitter.com/bwilliamstweets, http://brianwilliamsfromthenews.tumblr.com, http://www.facebook.com/brianwillams)

Articles

Columns

14 Prequels Even Hollywood Wouldn't Make

By Cody
| 929,949 views

6 Dates With a Sexchat Bot

By Cody
| 268,082 views

Why It's Time for YouTube to Ban Song Parodies

By Cody
| 232,938 views

The Most Depressing Tourist Attraction Ever

By Cody
| 87,420 views

My Failed Attempts To Start An Internet Meme

By Cody
| 177,676 views

The Logical Next Step In Literary Horror Mash-Ups

By Cody
| 145,347 views

What The Snazzy Napper Is Really For

By Cody
| 120,789 views

A Helpful Tutorial For ChronoChores

By Cody
| 40,868 views

Rorschach's Fight Club Journal

By Cody
| 62,763 views

If Mothers Took Over the Internet

By Cody
| 261,559 views

Saturday Night Bieber

By Cody
| 38,031 views

The 6 Most Baffling Video Genres on YouTube

By Cody
| 596,802 views

A Song That's Not About LOST

By Cody
| 23,620 views

Every Episode Of Heroes Ever

By Cody
| 78,310 views

The Secrets Of Benjamin Linus

By Cody
| 59,405 views

The Game Helpin' Squad

By Cody
| 108,774 views

Tiger Woods Admits To Being Golfer

By Cody
| 50,565 views

Game Helpin' Squad: Solitaire Party

By Cody
| 52,643 views

The Job Site Trailer

By Cody
| 47,142 views

An Open Letter To Conan O'Brien

By Cody
| 60,921 views

Updates from Jay Leno's Facebook Page

By Cody
| 149,488 views

4 Reasons 'Lost' is the New 'Star Wars'

By Cody
| 302,597 views

Tiger Woods' Nobel Prize Taken Back

By Cody
| 72,166 views

Tales To Tell 'Round Midnight: The Bloody Kid

By Cody
| 16,081 views

Dr. Mister Prophet

By Cody
| 14,258 views

Game Helpin' Squad: Pretend Everything

By Cody
| 50,689 views

The Truth Behind The Upcoming Monopoly Movie

By Cody
| 163,196 views

Mad Man

By Cody
| 22,751 views

My Failed Attempts to Write a Goosebumps Novel

By Cody
| 142,479 views

Every Middle School Love Note Ever [A Song]

By Cody
| 147,223 views

The Biff Song

By Cody
| 226,225 views

12 Musical Jokes About LOST

By Cody
| 86,984 views

Tiger Woods Wins Nobel Prize For Golf

By Cody
| 110,009 views

Most Honest Break Up Letter Ever

By Cody
| 455,265 views

Idiots For Dummies

By Cody
| 41,646 views

My Life In 7 Random JPEGs

By Cody
| 43,817 views

Fake Songs By Real Bands: The Decemberists

By Cody
| 20,848 views

Coldplay Falls Asleep During Own Concert

By Cody
| 142,057 views

Videos

Every Teaser Trailer Ever

| 249,711 views

Why Mario is Secretly a Douchebag

| 1,428,099 views

'Game of Thrones': The Board Game

| 786,006 views

Worst Fight Club Ever

| 353,203 views

The Invention of Homelessness

| 271,104 views

Why Indiana Jones Secretly Sucks at His Job

| 974,501 views

The Only 8 Types of TV Shows That Get Made

| 1,063,719 views

If Famous Websites Were People

| 462,232 views

The 4 Best Movie Universes To Die In

| 636,437 views

When Body Switching Movies Collide

| 85,934 views

The Steve Buscemi Method of Acting

| 162,806 views

Why You Shouldn't Get High Before Work

| 133,173 views

Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?

| 115,629 views

Ender's Game: The Candy Crusher

| 118,972 views

Adventures in Jedi School: Outtakes

| 64,467 views

The 3-Minute Prisoner's Dilemma

| 63,550 views

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