8 Insane Similarities Between the Internet and Ancient Egypt

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No matter how much time passes, people will always be obsessed with kittens.
ReplyGood article, nice presentation
ReplyGOOD GOD, THAT SHOE-TYING KITTEN WAS ADORABLE. That Egypt stuff was nice too.
ReplyWhy does the guy taking the pic of the chick's tits look like he could be brett favre?
Reply9/11 was... bears?
Replyno, dragons... catch up brah.... That's why Obama was elected, he's got the blood of the dragons, so the high council "elected" him so he can fight the dragons, The Dragons were photoshopped out of the pictures and replaced with "airplanes"... gerrrh
Where have I heard that before, backtracedit?
I love the cat part.
ReplyBuh..?
ReplyIsn't "pillaged for loot" redundant?
ReplyWhen I wake up sober, this article won't be as funny.
ReplyThese jokes are Dreyer than the sahara.
Replygit it?
You spelled Dre-er wrong. Besides, neither this article nor the Sahara have anything to do with Dr. Dre.
im taking a dinner break from watching human centipede, so i came here because i didnt wanna puke
Replysome of them were stretched. but otherwise I laughed a little
ReplySo, uhm, who's Egypt's "Anonymous"?
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesTHE JEWS!!!
I laughed so hard, Julito
Brilliant.
The pyramids weren't built by slave labor. They were built by paid workers when the Nile flooded and they had nothing to do. That being said, I doubt that an Egyptian peasant really had a standard of living that was much higher than a slave, so I wouldn't be too nitpicky about it.
ReplyActually, aliens did it. :)
LOL Furries. :>
ReplyOk, some of these comparisons ARE pretty potent.
ReplyThis is terrible.
ReplyI like owls.
ReplyI like Bats.
Well I'm an owwll exterminator.
you're right, this is f*****g INSANE!!!!
Replywhats with the greek font?
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesSeriously. Egypt is Papyrus. PAPYRUS!!!
Well, to be fair, Egypt was run by Greeks (the Ptolemys of Macedonia) for about 300 years.
A wild HISTORY GRADUATE appears!
HISTORY STUDENT used RESEARCH!
INTERNET took 5 damage!
INTERNET flees the field of battle!
History Graduate demotion... silly graduate, you are a student again.