Green Lantern vs. Green Hornet: Telling Them Apart [CHART]
So far, 2011 has been a very good year for things with the first name Green, and a somewhat confusing year for the rest of us. To help you tell apart 2011s two most hotly anticipated superhero movies named "Green Something" ...
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Where's Green Arrow?
ReplySobbing in a corner because nobody likes him.
we can safely say there is no reason to distinguish the movies because you shouldnt see either.
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I honestly didn't know they were different.
ReplyEvery time I come back and read this again I find myself laughing out loud! Good work!
ReplyI'm glad I was not the only one who always confuses those two movies.
ReplyNow I see there is actually a massive difference.
Thanks, Cracked!
Hilarious, and yes sadly Green Latern was played by Van Wilder, I mean..
ReplyExcept that Green Hornet was, like, 10 times as awesome.
Reply Hide All See All 5 Repliesyou accidentally the entire purpose of your sentence.
10 x 0 = 0.
How anyone could like Van Wilder's paint by the numbers Green Lantern or Rogens "I'm a slacker stoner frat boy in every movie I make" Green amazes me. It's like the Dark Knight, Iron, or Superman (the original good one) were never even made. Standards people!
The Green Hornet had Jay Chou!
I rest my goddamn case.
And you still lost Booboobs.
There was never a good Superman, Roy
Don't forget Mr. greenjeans!
Reply...Greenbay Packers.
ReplyMy dad got the Green Hornet bluray because he thought it was Green Lantern
ReplyPoor guy. Rogen should never do another action movie.
You could have left a word out of that sentence.
Yeah, but the alien wasn't just any alien, he was Abin Sur, and by the time he bites it, he's been the sector's lantern for over a century, so yeah, he qualifies as an elder.
ReplyNah. Even with "it's a joke, don't take things so seriously" logic turned on, this is just way too much of a stretch to be funny. Some random dead alien doesn't get called your elder. Maybe if it was Yoda... but that guy's not Yoda.
Reply(Chart's still funnier than Green Hornet though)
I like the fact that the chart has them mixed up at the end.
ReplyOh dear, I didn't even catch that xD
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What power did the Green Hornet gain exactly? The power of wearing a stupid costume as he stands idly by whilst his chauffeur Kato does all the fighting? I wasn't going to watch the Green Hornet until someone let me watch their very s****y bootleg copy yet it was still hilariously funny. I will not be seeing the Green Lantern even if someone pays me to do it, mostly because I actually like the character and really don't need to see it badly played by a douche.
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesthe power of using his decent fighting ability (near the end) and using his power over the news of good (trying to take out the corrupt DA)
Kato. Kato is his superpower. Kato is so awesome that he counts as someone else's superpower. That is how awesome Kato is.
Dude, it's okay, you can watch Green Lantern. He's only playing Hal, not one of the good ones.
The power of an awesome theme song.
Now we just need a Green Arrow movie and we'll be set.
ReplyThat would make this the best year ever for green.
Or the worst.
Let's be honest here. Nothing will matter after the Avengers come out. Hell, nothing matters now because I KNOW it's coming out.
ReplyHow about a gritty reboot of Spiderman! Oh wait...
Major difference: Green Hornet had Jay Chou.
ReplyYou should've said the leads were also big douches
ReplyHah. Good lord, what maniac cast Seth Rogan as a womanizer?
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