Michelle Rodriguez
Michelle Rodriguez is an actress who's known best for being the bad-ass chick who doesn't take your shit.
Just The Facts
- Michelle Rodriguez's closet is filled wall to wall with nothing but black tank tops.
- Michelle Rodriguez is always a cop. Except when she's a Marine.
- Michelle Rodriguez has a nasty habit of getting herself killed all the time.
Dedication to the Force
*NOTE*: now before I go any further, let me say something for all those people getting their panties into a wad in the comments. I am in no way trying to insult Michelle Rodriguez, I'm just making fun of her. Because this is a comedy article. On the internet. That you're reading for free. So you'll take what you get and like it.
It's common for actors to be typecast as certain personalities, but it seems that Hollywood continually casts Michelle Rodriguez as the exact same person. And this person just happens to be a cop:
RESIDENT EVIL: She's a cop. Except instead of law enforcement, her job is now shooting zombies.
S.W.A.T: OK, so it's a movie about cops. It was bound to happen.
AVATAR: She was a Marine once.
HALO 2: Wait, twice.
LOST: Again, she's a cop. And honestly, that's pretty much the most significant aspect of her character. And we're reminded of that every time she decides to pull out her gun (At least twice per episode).
Hurley forgot, and she came back from the dead to remind him.
UPDATE: Battle LA