The Hard Hitting Questions Asked by Club DJs [CHART]
In the 60s and 70s, we had Bob Dylan asking people uncomfortable questions that required them to take a hard look in the mirror. In the 80s, we had Def Leppard asking us if we looked in the mirror when we made love. In the 90s we had C&C Music Factory telling us they were going to make us sweat. And somehow, we've gotten worse from there ...
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Oh, sometimes, I get a nagging feeling, yeah.
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ReplyYes, I would like to have something wonderful injected. Oh-oh wait- you mean a relationship? F*ck off.
It was funny, granted, but it needed at least 3 more charts.
Replythis could have been pretty good> but it was s**t
ReplyThis wasn't worth the wear and tear on my mouse it took to click on it
ReplyGo back to the wear and tear on your sack.
How does Cracked manage to combine some genuinely funny stuff with some complete shit?
ReplySame question to your parents.
Same question to your parents.
Where's the rest?
ReplyI WANT MY MONEY BACK!
ReplyHere you go, sir. You're welcome.
This isn't even good enough for Mad. Cream-puff inhaling nutjobs.
ReplyWe save our intellectual music for the weeknights.
Reply1. What else am I missing? The rest of this article isn't loading.
Reply Hide All See All 6 Replies2. I was looking for something well written on djing and all I got was this lousy article.
3. One of these days when I'm spinning I'm going to say "Shoutouts from Dj Tanner!"
Rest? Of article?
well written? Cracked?
Days? These?
Isn't? Loading?
Spinning? are you?
Right round like a record baby?
Whenever the power goes out it should go out at exactly 12 so you don't have to reset your clock.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesThat would be awesome... Well actually the power turning back on at exactly 12 would be a thousand times more awesome.
The clock in my car doesn't seem to have a control for setting the time so I disconnect the battery and reconnect it at midnight.
I agree with turtledude- It doesn't matter what time the power goes out (its out, duh!)- it matter whens it comes back on- going back on at 12 would be awesome!
I SHOT REAGAN!!!!!!!!!
ReplyTravis?
*Coughs awkwardly* I neither wrote the text nor did this draft of the graph design for this article. The link to the original and in my view funnier version is in my profile.
ReplyDoes work a little better there once I found it (img tab).
Best change your mind about deleting it from the archives over there after this debacle though, eh? Of course maybe now it's Cracked's property...
Crap, I had 10 minutes to fill and now I got 9 left...
ReplyOkay, so what's next? Just a blank page waiting for us to comment on it?
ReplyBtw, good job guys, I laughted quite a few times scrolling down.
Agreed.
Why doesn't the edge of the chart start at 0? Is it possible for -3 DJs to ask a question or something?
ReplyArticle... I am disappoint
ReplyYes you are.
That t-shirt model girl was what made this worth it
ReplyI didn't even get her. I got some funky shoes with feathers on them :-/
I got the goddamn Confucius School for Spiritual Enlightenment.
FFUUUUUUUUUUUU the graph is even constructed wrong!! That is not right!! OMG IT BURNS TO SEE AN ADULT WHO CAN NOT MAKE A PROPER BAR GRAPH.
ReplyCalm down, Golum.
I meant to thumbs up you, jjcracked...I hate thumbs upping on my phone -_-