The Bad Drunk's Guide to Partying [FLOWCHART]
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I'm too drunk to really get this. I'll read it later.
ReplyGetting sober ain't gonna make it any clearer.
It really could have been explained better graphically that white and blue are different storylines. I nearly gave up trying to sort it out when that dawned on me.
ReplyWait, shit...that's not right either. Okay, I see what's going on now. Holy hell, I think that is just too much to cram into one flow chart; it's more of a violent turbulence chart.
Confusing graph is confusing... *gets another glass*
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Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesSpam is uncool mkay?
I just looked at another of these graph things (something about peppers) and saw that someone had commented this, word for word, other than the name of the site... If you're going to spam at least try and make up your own bulls**t.
@R.D.:
Whoa!!! I just got here from that pepper article and also saw that spam! lol
It's a bot, of course the spam is going top be exactly the same :P
WOW bidsbug must be amazing!I have to go there now! (jk)
Is this spam or satire?
I can't tell any more.
I think the unconventional flowchart works well here. I'm surprised so many people had trouble following it.
ReplyAgreed. I was sort of confused, but I figured it out. I think its sad that some people think blue is drunk, white is sober though. I've seen a couple people explain it like that. As the title indicates, its a BAD Drunk's guide. In the picture white is totally drinking too, guys. He's just not a stupid drunk.
Yeah it's pretty good, I like the way the different paths cross over and have effects on each other. Like a story told in flowchart form
Now how the hell is a drunk supposed to follow this mess? what a s**tty flow-chart.
ReplyYeah, this was pretty lame... Confusing and hard to follow, plus I can't really relate to any of it. None of that stuff happens to me when I drink. Usually I just have a good time and talk to people and sometimes get a few girls' numbers... Way to oversell every horrible thing that could happen at a party.
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesCool story, bro.
Call me crazy, but I think overselling is the whole point of...well...of anything you've ever read on Cracked. That's what makes it entertaining.
That's what you THINK is happening, in reality your probably being annoying and harassing several girls.
This flowchart has proven effective at separating the men from the morons, apparently.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesI don't get it. Are you saying a moron is someone who doesn't understand drunk culture? I hope not for the sake of humanity. This flowchart seems to have been made by a drunk person. If that is part of the joke, then I don't understand drunk culture.
Actually Sop, I believe he was referring to some peoples' inability to follow a relatively simple chart and/or inability to follow a simple joke. Guess which one you are?
He's saying the morons can't follow lines with arrows.
I don't know, Audentous. A "which" interrogative requires more than one option. You only gave me one option - the inability to follow a joke chart. I suppose lack of at least a 3rd grade understanding of English makes you a moron. Actually, no it doesn't. It was just a simple mistake on your part. Your attitude, though, makes you a jackass.
It is obvious, Audentous, that you are not a moron. But you are average. You are within a standard deviation of the mean. For information on why you think you are more than that, Cracked has discussed Dunning-Kruger before.
Sopwith. By deciding to go the "let me use perfect punctuation, grammar, and an only slightly above average vocabulary" route, you've solidly placed yourself into the jackass category, as well. Add ten life points to your total score and have a great day.
Way too confusing for not enough payoff; low effort. C-, see me after class.
ReplyYou know, very popular this summer clothes? " styshops ". AF, t-shirts, as long as the $12, still not quick action.
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Great flowchart. You see the drunk asses follow one of these paths every time.
ReplyBest flowchart ever, almost ready to hate it, and then it was awesome
ReplyAwesomeness aside, a drunk guy would vomit halfway through this flowchart...
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesRight. If vomiting is the end of your tale, then you're an insignificant rookie on the drunken a*****e scale. Hell, I know slobs who don't consider themselves partying UNTIL they're throwing up in somebody else's house.
They sound like real winners to aspire to.
He did
Haha, I liked piecing it together as a comprehensive party.
ReplyImpressive flowchart skills.
ReplyHoly s**t, that was brilliant. Took a minute to "get", though.
ReplySo It's drink and be the drunk a*****e
Reply Hide All See All 4 Repliesor don't drink and be the guy who deals with the drunk a*****e.
You forgot the relaxed pot smokers in the garage at the party.
No one forgot them, they weren't invited in the first place.
Cause no one cares about them.
Until they f**kin burn the f**king garage. f**kING AGAIN!!
:D
I'd rather get stoned and imbibe enough beer to get a buzz, than get drunk. For the sole reason of ...not being a drunk a*****e, which only happens (drunken a*****e part) when I drink Vodka or Rum, but that's beside the point. I prefer not getting drunk at all. .
oh unpredictable mood swings, you knew I'd be back.
ReplyWhat the f**k is that supposed to mean? You're always starting with me. Wait...I didn't mean that. I'm sorry man. It's all just so too much sometimes, but in like a really amazing and beautiful way. But not for me because everything's always wrong. s**t.
Great concept, poor delivery. A little too jumbled to make sense out of...
ReplyThen you missed the point, SILLY!
Took a while to get but was way easy to understand once you find where it starts :P Then it's just a blast... Or fail, whatever you pick :P
Enjoyed the unorthodox delivery.
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