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4 More Equally Unlikely Mythical Creatures (Comic)

By Winston Rowntree April 27, 2009 89,244 views
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Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."

In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us four more modern updates on mythical creatures ...



Check out last week's update in which Mr. Rowntree gave us our first look at 4 Equally Unlikely Mythical Creatures, or past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.



Trolling is an art syuijinkou f*****d. Learn your f****n engrish.

MehFag

8/19/2009 11:59:26 AM
ToastMeister

Trolling is a art.

4/29/2009 9:32:00 PM
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4/29/2009 12:31:20 PM
sexygirl984

i would like to add that this art reminds me of that old MTV show "undergrads", which was equally unfunnny.

4/28/2009 11:41:36 AM
SafyreSchool

It's just now occurred to me that Cracked just might be this guy's first concentrated exposure to Internet Hostility.

Welcome to the world, WR.

4/28/2009 10:20:22 AM
Iregstrd4this?

I heard that there is an inter esting place for all h O t g irls and guys,
seems it is named: ___T allmingle Co M___ ,if u want to find some fun or lov ers, please have a try !!!

4/28/2009 6:54:41 AM
Shirleyxx

Obvious trolls are obvious. Or, more accurately, obvious trolls are flame warriors with no sense of subtlety.

4/28/2009 5:25:39 AM
DarkDecapodian

If you hate this comic, please do not be the object of its joke.

If someone calls you a m**********r, do you actually go and f**k your mother?

Unless you have an intelligent and non-inflammatory remark (even if you dislike this comic), posting things will only make Rowntree laugh at you.

4/28/2009 5:08:40 AM
MSJ

mmh.

winston rowntree is a mythical creature. i learned from jerkapeida that he is really just a rotting sandwich sitting on a laptop running the latest graphic arts program.

but ho ho! isn't it true that we should be nice to everybody, you know, TO MAKE THE WORLD A f*****g BORING PLACE?

4/28/2009 4:15:23 AM
posthumanity

But insulting people on the internet is fun. :o

Trolling is a fine artform. You just fear what you don't understand (And annoys the piss out of you).

FAGS

4/28/2009 3:09:52 AM
LordShplane

Okay, I've been completely distracted by the cannon with teeth.

4/28/2009 1:19:01 AM
Sabre_Justice

Rowntree's being brilliant as usual.

At last a webcomic author who has both a sharp sense of humour AND an excellent drawing hand.

IMO, his main page Subnormality is one of the funnier, more intelligent things one can find on the Web. And his other, sometimes much darker work is well worth reading, too.

But of course, one cannot please everyone - and one's not supposed to, anyway.

4/28/2009 1:10:35 AM
MajorDSaster

"s**t, I think that we can guess who doesn't have a life... "

nah, it's just that writing is an easy skill if you ever bothered to learn it halfway. As it turns out, you can type whole paragraphs just by thinking about how you might hold a conversation with people. Additionally, it's pretty easy to adopt formulas. I don't know what girlfriends have to do with internet comments, even as far as sarcasm goes, but I am pretty sure that calling something idiotic doesn't really pass for articulation. Besides, you're on the internet obviously, so don't pretend like you don't have any time.

4/27/2009 11:17:12 PM
posthumanity

"The kitchen worker who washes their hands every time after using the bathroom."

Um...I do it every time. Twice, actually: once in the bathroom, once after entering the kitchen.

4/27/2009 11:13:53 PM
Alsebra

I have to admit, I laughed at the Forthoseabouttorockwesaluteyou.

But that's probably beacause I'm a heavy metal fan.

4/27/2009 9:56:15 PM
FadingMind

I could spend time arguing that Rowntree is the pretentious douchebag we all try to avoid at parties, but I'll instead just point out how spectacularly unfunny his comics are, and that if Cracked is going to insist on having regular installments of outside work, it should at least try to exhibit one that doesn't require eight layers of analysis to get to the punchline.

4/27/2009 9:43:36 PM
ChemicalEagle2

Iunno, this was pretty quick to rehash....

4/27/2009 9:25:35 PM
Riyel

Better than the first on IMO. SPLENDID JOB!

4/27/2009 9:12:39 PM
PBSEAN

Winston Rowntree is an intolerant and self-righteous idiot. He's judgmental and elitist, and I've told him so (in a civil manner). Instead of then proceeding to have a civil debate, he just straight up deletes my comments, even when they were completely free of anything that might be considered trolling. He's the atheist equivalent of the Westboro Baptist Church. Yeah, and you thought there was no such thing as an atheist fundamentalist.

But then, Richard Dawkins is far worse.

4/27/2009 8:31:32 PM
iheartjihad

s**t, I think that we can guess who doesn't have a life...

Sorry, I'd respond with a paragraph and an idiotic list, but I'm going on a date with my girlfriend. She thinks my trollan skillz are just the bee's knees.

4/27/2009 8:15:04 PM
Volta22
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