4 More Equally Unlikely Mythical Creatures (Comic)
Winston Rowntree is the author of Subnormality, the popular webcomic which he describes as containing "weird characters, endless opinions and occasionally huge walls of text."
In this installment of his weekly Cracked comic Abnormality, Mr. Rowntree shows us four more modern updates on mythical creatures ...
Check out last week's update in which Mr. Rowntree gave us our first look at 4 Equally Unlikely Mythical Creatures, or past updates, in which Winston showed you The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes with 4 Pie Charts, Bono as a Superhero, Why Marriage Is Evil, The Mineral States of Man and Every Album Ever or weeks before when he showed you The Circle of Life for Jocks and Nerds, How To Win At Panhandling and How NOT to Get Revenge on Your Ex.
I call rule 34 on the last one.
ReplyBeautiful
Reply...FIIIIRE
ReplyThe best trolling needs no insults.
Replyindeed
ReplyRowntree trolls the trolls, and they don't even notice. That's subtlety. That's trolling.
ReplyPhoned it in, I see.
ReplyWinston is great and all but his opinions on trolls seem so generalized and uninformed. I mean the #3's are quite common, I mean I'm not claiming to be one, but sometimes it's just FUN to see if you can tee people off, it doesn't mean that you have issues of your own. I mean sure some cases sure, but the message of this comic is just silly.
ReplySometimes it's just fun to watch people flip out.
ReplyAh, the forthoseabouttorockwesaluteyou. Been a while since our last encounter
Replystay classy now, if you hurt the trolls they will only attack you harder.
ReplyCould such a sadistic beast exist?!?!?!?
ReplyYes, the Drive-By Wendigo does exist.
Of Course trolling is an art, same as fingerpainting, the kazoo, and arson.
ReplyComment made my day. Thank you. :D
I love how all the trolls are coming out in an attempt to defend their self-esteem issues. Trolling isn't that hard, and it's barely a art.
ReplySame thing could be said about masturbation, but that sure as hell isn't going to stop some people.
I love the last one. Awesome.
Reply@chenicaleagle2
Replywhat do you mean, 8 layers of analysis these aren't complicated at all, the driveby wnedigo is a wendigo in a car, the young man one just doesn't exist(I.e. everyone who insults someone on the internet has a massive, crippling self-esteem problem), and the forthoseabouttorockwesaluteyou is a reference to an ACDC song by that title that had cannons firing in the background (I will admit i don't get the abominable one)
'Abominable Palette Swap' is the Abominable snowman with a different palette, also known as color. It's just saying he switched colors from white to pink.
Trolling is an art syuijinkou fagtard. Learn your fuckin engrish.
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.....See? Trolling really is an art. And you are most definitely not an artist. Troll harder darling. Troll harder.
ToastMeister, you must be new to the world of trolling. That's okay, though. One day you'll be big and strong and get over your crippling self-esteem issues.
You want him/her to learn engrish? The incorrect way of speaking english? This would affect his a's and an's how?
"ToastMeister, you must be new to the world of trolling. That's okay, though. One day you'll be big and strong and get over your crippling self-esteem issues."
And will immediately renounce trolling thereafter.
Trolling is a art.
Replyi would like to add that this art reminds me of that old MTV show "undergrads", which was equally unfunnny.
ReplyIt's just now occurred to me that Cracked just might be this guy's first concentrated exposure to Internet Hostility.
ReplyWelcome to the world, WR.