You ever wonder what it'd be like if Wolverine was an actual Wolverine? If you said yes, congrats, you're now in charge of Editorial at Marvel in the 1970s. Thanks to his popularity, Wolverine seems to always be the character tinkered with first when the X-Men have a new gimmick. And thanks to his healing factor, comics love making Wolverine suffer. Maybe Hugh Jackman had to eat chicken breast and brown rice for 20 years just to play the guy on film, but comics Wolvie gets split in half for days on end. Let's not even get into the bar fights Wolverine's been a part of. But hey, at least comics Wolvie did something the movie version couldn't: pulled both Jean Gray and Cyclops into being poly now.