If there's a profession movies misrepresent more than architects, it's probably archaeologists. Not only is it stupid for Indiana Jones to carry a whip, no one's ever made a blockbuster about the naked giant watching over Cerne Abbas. Speaking of movie ideas, have some screenplay prompts with discoveries archaeologists wish they never found. And if you need some laughs, you should know a paleontology conference banned the word “bone” recently. Dig for more fascinating observations from the ground beneath our feet below: 

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