Pretty much all of us have come across at least one site that's made us wish someone had just warned us about it before it had a chance to destroy a part of our soul.
So we were sitting in traffic and thinking about how much we'd like to throw one of those blue shells from Mario Kart at the other drivers, and got to thinking about other video game power-ups that would be useful in real life.
A game called Grand Theft Auto IV came out a couple of days ago (you can Google it). It took years to make and reportedly cost $100 million. We don't know what ideas came and went during development, but we're betting some of them were pretty retarded.
Ever wonder how that level boss is able to get hundreds of mindless drones to throw themselves at you, just to keep you away from the castle? With recruiting posters that make Uncle Sam look like an indecisive wuss, that's how.
A well-designed monster (say, a burn victim with a glove made of knives) can make a franchise. Behold, the opposite end of the spectrum: the shittiest movie monsters possible.
There was a time in America when your favorite cartoons, toys, movies, abstract philosophies, all could be represented in the medium of dried, shaped marshmallows. Here are 25 terrible ideas for cereals we can't believe they haven't made. Yet.
