Sure, the campaigns get nasty. Then again, in some countries the candidate who wins is the one who can have the most opponents killed in the night. There's so much sugar-coating and spin in our politics that we wonder what it would look like if the gloves really came off.

We asked you to photoshop the results, and the winner is below. But first, the runners-up:

Entry by Nathan Birch

THIS NOVEMBER THE WOMEN OF THIS NATION WILL HAVE THEIR SAY IN THE MOST IMPORTANT DECISION OF A GENERATION. NOT SINCE KENNEDY HAS AN OPPORTUNITY SHONE

Entry by McBeefy

Mccain Plan for social security : Well, I'm gonna have this big lawn. and I'm sure as hell not gonna' mow it. MCCAIN He's not gonna mow it. CRACKED.

Entry by McBeefy

I am willing to be the last man standing when it comes to the U.S. in Iraq. -John McCain May 2007 He'll handle it himself if necessary... MCCAIN pus

Entry by Jono

1969 2008 20XX? WHY RISK IT? OBAMA'O8 CRAHKEDCUD

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