The Campaigns the Candidates Wish They Could Run
What would the country look like if McCain, Obama and that creepy lady who won't leave just said screw it and stopped listening to their advisers?
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Sure, the campaigns get nasty. Then again, in some countries the candidate who wins is the one who can have the most opponents killed in the night. There's so much sugar-coating and spin in our politics that we wonder what it would look like if the gloves really came off.
We asked you to photoshop the results, and the winner is below. But first, the runners-up:
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