Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard. Here are 25 tie-in products that we'd buy if only Hollywood had the balls to make them.
Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. The good news is, these 30 could actually keep your car from getting stolen.
