Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

Entry by kicsiviz

German - s American' Bund Peace - Prosperity - Brotherhood

Entry by Rick K

So long rat race! I just founded my own dot com startup!

Entry by Sanchez .

TOOT IF YOU ADORE CO(AINE

Entry by Vinnie

The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers

Entry by amoirae

I'm As Macho As Rock Hudson

Entry by Christina H

NEVER TRUST ANYONE OUER 050

Entry by tayser

6 8 9 FUCK YOU 10 8 7 GUN OWNERS

Entry by Nift

VONK iF YOU BELEVE THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKE

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