Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.

The winner is below, but first the runners-up:

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You'll have another chance. This week's Photoshop contest theme is:

Movie merchandise we wish they'd had the balls to make.

Post your entries in the forums. If you'd like to see the other 400+ entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. If you missed the winners from last week, behold The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers.

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