The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers
Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. The good news is, these 30 could actually keep your car from getting stolen.
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Bumper stickers are like tattoos; they're really freaking hard to get off and they serve to tell the world how stupid we were two years ago. We asked our readers to photoshop the most regrettable possible bumper stickers. As usual, many of the entries were morally reprehensible.
The winner is below, but first the runners-up:
![Stop Global Gooling](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/5/1/351.jpg?v=2)
![RAMBO AND I SUPPORT THE MUJAHEDEEN RESISTANCE.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/5/0/350.jpg?v=2)
![German - s American' Bund Peace - Prosperity - Brotherhood](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/9/349.jpg?v=2)
![The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/8/348.jpg?v=2)
![The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/7/347.jpg?v=2)
![So long rat race! I just founded my own dot com startup!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/6/346.jpg?v=2)
![The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/5/345.jpg?v=2)
![counting down the days until Star Wa'rs Episode: I](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/4/344.jpg?v=2)
![TOOT IF YOU ADORE CO(AINE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/3/343.jpg?v=2)
![Marry Me, Lance! N'SYNC 4 LIFE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/2/342.jpg?v=2)
![Crazy 4 Swayze!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/4/1/341.jpg?v=2)
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![The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/9/339.jpg?v=2)
![VOTE FOR LARRY BECAUSE GEORGE WASHINGTON LOOKS LIKE n HOBO](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/8/338.jpg?v=2)
![I'm As Macho As Rock Hudson](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/7/337.jpg?v=2)
![NEGRAES ARE PEAPLE Tau CIVIL RIGHTS FOR ALL](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/6/336.jpg?v=2)
![N MASTER MAEIAK o 199 WPF](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/5/335.jpg?v=2)
![NEVER TRUST ANYONE OUER 050](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/4/334.jpg?v=2)
![The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/3/333.jpg?v=2)
![CATCE THE FEVER! WILLRAM ARFUISON FOR PRASKIDENIT IN '40](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/2/332.jpg?v=2)
![6 8 9 FUCK YOU 10 8 7 GUN OWNERS](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/1/331.jpg?v=2)
![I wish someone would indulge my stranger-rape fantasy](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/3/0/330.jpg?v=2)
![Traci Lords Looks OId Enough To ME!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/9/329.jpg?v=2)
![VONK iF YOU BELEVE THE HOLOCAUST WAS FAKE](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/8/328.jpg?v=2)
![Honor MY GIRLFRIEND IS AN Student AT NORTHRIDGE MIDDLE SCHOOL](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/7/327.jpg?v=2)
![dnachronism will never highlight the folly of my convictions](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/6/326.jpg?v=2)
![The 30 Most Regrettable Bumper Stickers](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/5/325.jpg?v=2)
![RON SLB PAULL NO. really. 2008](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/4/324.jpg?v=2)
![J Survived The Rapture!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/3/2/3/323.jpg?v=2)