30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film

30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film
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So they're making a damned Monopoly movie. Is there a worse idea for a movie adaptation?

Almost certainly. We asked you to plumb the darkest corners of your imaginations, and photoshop up the worst of the worst.

That winner is below, but first the runners-up (and note that half of these will probably turn out to be movies within five years):

30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film
This sumer Hungry Hungry Hippos A film by J.J. Abrams CRACKED.cOM
ANNE HATHAWAY KIRSTEN DUINST Two girls. One cup. No regrets. Fecal Love CBAEKED.HOM
Mel Gibson presents LEVITICUS Itrs Time to Lay Down a Few Rules CRACKED.cOM
30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film
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JACKIE CHRIS CHAN TUCKER SHOOTS AND LADDAS Coming Soon... Too Soon CRACKEDHOMT
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THE PAIN WAS UNBEARABLE. THERE WAS ONLY ONE WAY OUT DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD. BRAD HEADON PITT HEAD ON 0450TR CIMRONRUHSAHRE MA REHE RA ISFIENE NSULE
ROCKPAPERSCISSORS Meet Rock... ...who beats Scissors... ...who beats Paper... who beats Rock. IG 0020 RORPSAMEUT anet AR ROEDUT UOUII EARAT PPATREE W
Roommates myspace PICTURES PRESENTS MILE THE MIOVI WHEN REALITY ENDS, WE MAKE STUFF UP! Peyton's a FOXI I'd tofally tap that ass! Tom you will die in
AN EL! ROTH FILM OPERATION YOU ARE THE DOCTOR CRACKED.COM
Michael Bay CRANK THAT (SOULJA BOY B ...better than being Stabbed -Peter Travers CRACKED.COM
COURTNEY LOVE .By the way,I hate reading magazines where the actresses are saying, 'Broccoli and fish, broccoli and fish.' You liars. You bulimic liar
Sleep Hard The story of a man who slept through the events of Die Hard. If you look closely you can Pretty much all of Die Hard see Bruce Willis jum
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John's friends knew he needed help. But in the end, he was all alone. Wes D.L.Y. Craven's GAZEBO This summer, terror comes with shingles NW LINE CNEL
FUDD ED HARRS RABBIT SEASON. DUCK SEASON. 2008 CRACKED.cOM
20 Elisha Cuthbert is.. . Kim CRACKED.COM
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SUDOKU Namhens don't lie...they just kill. FSHIA aTY O C00R MOD NG MLEM 0 S1680 P12 PARTIN 11 MASBGIPHG RROMEYA Vt 59 PC008 CRACKED.cOM comings soon N
Walt Disney PRESENTS THe R9HMERSIE TARES TRACKED.COM
what in the FUCK' -Robert Koehler alley 0 ea DENOCRK CYCLE finnegans wake ations lepynces a film by darren aronofsky BIMISH JI FABLE pier teedse- 1 CO
FROM DIRECTOR PETERTACKSON THE ADIF NTURS OF OM BOMBAUDIL SDESM3ER 2009 CRACKED.COM
CHRISTIAN BALE One man... One task... THE LEGEND OF SISYPHUS This is the most boring piece of shit I've ever seen. --Manohla Dargis THE NEW YORK TIM
GOOMBA THE UNTOLD STORY FFIT 1 CRACKEDH
MIKE MYERS SONIC THEHEDGEHDG CRACKED.COM
DANIEL DAY-LEWIS is ROBOTNIK Not that irritating hedgehog again... 5.26.08 CRACKED.cOM
30 Things That Should Never be Adapted to Film
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