We want to offer all of you an apology. We asked our readers to photoshop us some "inappropriate children's book covers." This seemed like such a simple, innocuous idea because quite frankly there is nothing as innocent as a child and there is no more wholesome activity than reading.

More than 400 entries later, we realized how tragically, horribly wrong we were. We have ordered the following entries roughly from least disturbing to most, and the very worst have been placed safely at the end. We recommend no one look at them.

At the very end we have placed the winner, who will receive five thousand pennies, which is $50. Again, we're sorry.

We apologize in advance for the eight most offensive entries, #8 to #1.

Entry by Wibblewobble

reservoir Lrsrlr ddogs omedlois KIDS EDITION!I ADAPTED Br A. A. MILNE B NOVEL G Pwot CRACKED CRACKED.cOM

Entry by kicsiviz

SALLY RED-SHOES LEARNS ABOUT owCost TRAVEL AIR MAL. 2A57711 A SALLY REDESHOES BOOK CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Moarisa

You're different. And that's baaaad! CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Nedroid

You Con't Be an ASTRONAUT! It's Just Not Realistic! by Joseph Smets

Entry by Sanchez .

YKAAAAAARRRRCH TO SCREAM LIKE A ROCK TIME AM! HYRAX 3 IT'S Mike Bastard FICAN'T GET ANY SLEEP THEN NEITHER WILL ANYBODY ELSE BOOK 1 CRACKED.cOM

Entry by schramm

My older Brother, the TRANNY CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Starman

#69 The Borcar Children THE NAKED NEIGHBOR BOY MYSTERY CRACKED.cOM

Entry by 8bithero

Now, THA AUDREY by WOOD Was An Orgy! Illustrated by DON WOOD CRACKED.COM

Entry by naosix

uncle Charics Pop-Up Book Written and Performed y: uncle CharCic CRACKED.cOM.

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