The Top 25 Pieces of Movie Merchandise Too Awesome To Exist

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Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.

We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.

Entry by Mella

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Entry by Pr3

24 THE DRINK OF YOU DON'T BUY THOS WIH JADK BAUM VIALZEE RIGHT NOW, THEN IT'LL JUST BEY AN MIND BE A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO HURT. CRACKED

Entry by Zaws

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