Between those sad plastic light sabers and the even sadder Vote for Pedro shirts, the movie merchandise industry clearly doesn't try very hard.

We asked you about the merchandise that would exist if only Hollywood had the balls to make it, and offered money to whoever could photoshop the most ball-flatteningly awesome example.

Entry by Mike Huang

JASON BOURNE'S HOMEMADE CAN OF ALMIGHTY WHUP-ASS ENERGY DRINK GRACKED.OM

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WArDisNEy FNCHANTE Little Dress Maker Kit CRACKED.TCOM

Entry by Ian Fortey

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Entry by Bishopwhitet

THE DEER HUNTER Gar Game Board Bo: tt BONUS!!! 5 Extra bullets inside!!! HEDEERHON CRACKED.EOM

Entry by boredatwork

Catch me $ if you can Forgery Kit! You can do it too! U CRACKED COM

Entry by Mella

ALIENS PULSE RIFLE FIRES REAL CAUSTIC ACid! 98 CRACKED.cOM

Entry by Pr3

24 THE DRINK OF YOU DON'T BUY THOS WIH JADK BAUM VIALZEE RIGHT NOW, THEN IT'LL JUST BEY AN MIND BE A QUESTION OF HOW MUCH YOU WANT IT TO HURT. CRACKED

Entry by Rubbin Hood

IT GAVE us A MOVIE! NOW SEE WHAT IT CAN GIVE you! AMERICAN d *MOULDED GEL INSERT FOR YOUR COMFORT CRACKED.G

Entry by Zaws

DV veritus CLOVERFIELD DV Monsterproof wweInveralimavisenm/ CRACKED.HOM

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