The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers
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We want to offer all of you an apology. We asked our readers to photoshop us some "inappropriate children's book covers." This seemed like such a simple, innocuous idea because quite frankly there is nothing as innocent as a child and there is no more wholesome activity than reading. More than 400 entries later, we realized how tragically, horribly wrong we were. We have ordered the following entries roughly from least disturbing to most, and the very worst have been placed safely at the end. We recommend no one look at them. At the very end we have placed the winner, who will receive five thousand pennies, which is $50. Again, we're sorry.
For the eight most offensive entries, and to see this week's winner, check out Page 2. We apologize in advance. |
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i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. this is defenatly one of the best articles on cracked.
i couldn't keep myself from tearing up from laughter long enough to read this.i have to admit tho that the last few were definately the products of a few very disturbed minds.
... wow. Between the sheer horror of the depths of depravity contained within this article and the fact that I laughed at a lot of it, I just lost what tenuous hold I had on my faith in humanity.
Wow.
Oh, hey, I remember that! Put the hamster in the microwave, then the Ed dude goes crazy.
God, we're nerds.
OMFG, am I the ONLY one to notice the sly nod to the game "Maniac Mansion" in that hamster book? If indeed I am, then I'm definitely a geek... lol
i agree with the poster below me
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