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The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers

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We want to offer all of you an apology. We asked our readers to photoshop us some "inappropriate children's book covers." This seemed like such a simple, innocuous idea because quite frankly there is nothing as innocent as a child and there is no more wholesome activity than reading.

More than 400 entries later, we realized how tragically, horribly wrong we were. We have ordered the following entries roughly from least disturbing to most, and the very worst have been placed safely at the end. We recommend no one look at them.

At the very end we have placed the winner, who will receive five thousand pennies, which is $50. Again, we're sorry.


by Lord Cownostril



by Sanchez



by Wibblewobble



by alexc86



by chefwit



by detroitsmistrx



by Fortey



by Glenn



by Glenn



by Gonz



by keithito



by Kicsiviz



by mnemosyne23



by mnemosyne23



by Moarisa



by Mortal Wombat



by Mortal Wombat



by Nedroid



by noriyaega



by SamLowery



by Sanchez



by Sanchez



by Sanchez



by schramm



by scoots



by Senior Taco



by Starman



by sugarspliff



by tayser



by The Iron Colonel



by The Iron Colonel


For the eight most offensive entries, and to see this week's winner, check out Page 2. We apologize in advance.


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