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The 40 Most Inappropriate Children's Book Covers

By CRACKED Readers February 15, 2008 473,102 views
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We want to offer all of you an apology. We asked our readers to photoshop us some "inappropriate children's book covers." This seemed like such a simple, innocuous idea because quite frankly there is nothing as innocent as a child and there is no more wholesome activity than reading.

More than 400 entries later, we realized how tragically, horribly wrong we were. We have ordered the following entries roughly from least disturbing to most, and the very worst have been placed safely at the end. We recommend no one look at them.

At the very end we have placed the winner, who will receive five thousand pennies, which is $50. Again, we're sorry.


by Lord Cownostril



by Sanchez



by Wibblewobble



by alexc86



by chefwit



by detroitsmistrx



by Fortey



by Glenn



by Glenn



by Gonz



by keithito



by Kicsiviz



by mnemosyne23



by mnemosyne23



by Moarisa



by Mortal Wombat



by Mortal Wombat



by Nedroid



by noriyaega



by SamLowery



by Sanchez



by Sanchez



by Sanchez



by schramm



by scoots



by Senior Taco



by Starman



by sugarspliff



by tayser



by The Iron Colonel



by The Iron Colonel


For the eight most offensive entries, and to see this week's winner, check out Page 2. We apologize in advance.

Pop goes the hamster!
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5/27/2009 11:48:11 PM
ToastMeister

i'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts. this is defenatly one of the best articles on cracked.

11/14/2008 10:36:55 AM
checkminus

i couldn't keep myself from tearing up from laughter long enough to read this.i have to admit tho that the last few were definately the products of a few very disturbed minds.

10/28/2008 8:01:30 PM
candystriper

... wow. Between the sheer horror of the depths of depravity contained within this article and the fact that I laughed at a lot of it, I just lost what tenuous hold I had on my faith in humanity.

Wow.

9/28/2008 8:48:58 PM
du_Man

Oh, hey, I remember that! Put the hamster in the microwave, then the Ed dude goes crazy.

God, we're nerds.

6/1/2008 1:30:25 PM
SlashPrower

OMFG, am I the ONLY one to notice the sly nod to the game "Maniac Mansion" in that hamster book? If indeed I am, then I'm definitely a geek... lol

5/27/2008 4:56:56 PM
KevinCV

i agree with the poster below me

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