Ever wonder how that level boss is able to get hundreds of mindless drones to throw themselves at you, just to keep you away from the castle? We're thinking it has to be their awesome recruitment campaigns.

We asked you to photoshop some materials that would make a man want to join a video game villain's army. The winning entry is below, but first, the runners-up:

Entry by bogusai

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Entry by HyperGlavin

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Entry by Meccs

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Entry by Kybard

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Entry by Sanchez .

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Entry by rollingStone

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Entry by Chab Gassie

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Entry by HyperGlavin

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