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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia They Won’t Teach You on ‘Sesame Street’ Big Bird would be put on house arrest if he mentioned a single one of these Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 15, 2024
PICTOFACT 39 Tasty Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Slurp on Like the Snozzberry Wallpaper in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory Go ahead kid, lick the wall Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Probably Become Distorted in Your Brain Over Time Like a Mental Animorph You can never really trust your own memory Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 14, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 13, 2024 The bad news is: Santa Claus is dead. The good news is: We may have found his corpse! Authors By Jesse Published December 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Swallow Hook, Line and Sinker Don’t ask questions, just swallow! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 13, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 12, 2024 Obama actually waged kind of the opposite of a ‘War on Christmas’ Authors By Jesse Published December 12, 2024
PICTOFACT 38 Delicious Bits of Flavor-Dusted Pop-Culture Trivia to Masticate The guy who wrote ‘Puff, the Magic Dragon’ was actually a big-time square Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 12, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop Culture Trivia You Can’t Take With You When You Go You’re going to find yourself at the pearly gates unable to remember how much the Russian mafia wanted for the safe return of the Bananas in Pyjamas Authors By Jesse Published December 09, 2024
14 Accidentally Inappropriate Foreign Towns and City Names Hey, the Mayor of Bitchfield called while you were out Authors By Jesse Published December 09, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia Screamed at Us by a Drill Sergeant Say it, don’t spray it. Sir! Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 6, 2024 We're proud to mis-announce: the most mispronounced words of the year Authors By Jesse Published December 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia That’ll Dice Up Your Cerebral Cortex Like a Slap Chop You’ll never have to think again! Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Add a Little Zest to the A.I. Slop You Consume All Day It’s like sprinkling MSG on your brain rot Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 08, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random STEM Facts That Are Frankly Less Interesting Than the Politics of Smell Scientists really knocked it out of the park when they named the first-ever dinosaur fossil Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bizarre Headlines That Are Real Head-Scratchers Remember when Weezer made their own Spotify? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Worthless Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Santa Left Because You’ve Been Extremely Naughty You have no one to blame but yourself Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 07, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, December 6, 2024 The Popemobile has gone woke! Authors By Jesse Published December 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to AirDrop to Every Other Loser in This Denny’s We’re all here because we’re not doing great. We could use a pick-me-up Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 06, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, December 5, 2024 How much would you chip in to save a billionaire’s life? Authors By Jesse Published December 05, 2024
14 Contranyms and Skunk Terms That Make a Mockery of the English Language ‘Inflammable’ means ‘flammable’?! What a country! Authors By Jesse Published December 05, 2024
