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PICTOFACT 40 Fun Facts About Feuds and Fights, Both Fake and Non-Fiction Iron Man’s greatest foe was Ike Perlmutter Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 27, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, November 26, 2024 Have you ever wanted to call the cops on math homework? One kid lived the dream Authors By Jesse Published November 26, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Scream Into the Mouth of the Next Person You Perform Mouth-to-Mouth Resuscitation On Steven Seagal killed a puppy with a tank Authors By Jesse Published November 25, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Tried to Donate to Goodwill But Even They Didn’t Want Them If you don’t want them we’re just gonna toss ‘em in the recycling and let the city figure it out Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 25, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Sunday, November 24, 2024 Scientists are turning mosquitoes into tiny, annoying little hypodermic needles Authors By Jesse Published November 24, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Ridiculous Headlines That Aren’t Worth the Microfiche They’re Printed On Melt it down and turn it into a Sprite bottle or something Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 24, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Refreshing Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia Tapped From a Glacial Spring by a Planet-Destroying Corporation It feels good to pay a capitalist for a basic human need Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 24, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bizarre Jobs Mike Rowe Wouldn’t Touch With a 10-Foot Pole He doesn’t have what it takes to be a Sniffer or a Yogurt Lady Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 23, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia to Drown Your Sorrows In Hit me Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 23, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Got Tattooed on Our Fingers to Cover Up the 10 Tiny Mustaches We Got There in 2005 At the time, it was epic bacon to the power of narwhal Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 23, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Friday, November 22, 2024 It’s one banana, Michael. What could it cost? $6.2 million? Authors By Jesse Published November 22, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, November 21, 2024 Pizza Hut is selling pizza wine, and Jersey Mike’s is selling its soul Authors By Jesse Published November 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Must Have Done Something Unforgivable in a Previous Life to Have Been Reincarnated in This List What could they have possibly done to deserve this fate? Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 21, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, November 20, 2024 If I suddenly became monkey-rich in South Carolina, could I legally cash them in? Authors By Jesse Published November 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Flavorful Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Are Like the Giblets of the Internet ‘Face/Off’: the script so nice they sold it twice Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 20, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, November 19, 2024 Confirmed: ancient Egyptians liked to party Authors By Jesse Published November 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That the Cat Dragged In Tom Cruise has vowed not to rest until YOU are a Scientologist Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 19, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Can Offer You in These Trying Times What do Mark Zuckerberg and Moo Deng have in common? Authors By Jesse Published November 18, 2024
14 of the Largest Human and Animal Body Parts Ever Recorded You may think you want the longest dongus or swankiest clankers, but rest assured you absolutely do not Authors By Jesse Published November 18, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Have Lodged Themselves in Our Skulls Like a Dead Parasite in a Political Opportunist’s Brain The only prescription is more steroids Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published November 18, 2024
