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PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia That Will Take Over Your Brain Like an Invasive Species Once they’re in there, there’s no getting them out Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 05, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, December 4, 2024 If you’re planning a trip to the Antarctic, you’ll want to grab a doo and find a good place to gonk. Don’t forget to plod your own fod, it’s only polite Authors By Jesse Published December 04, 2024
14 Fictional Characters Who Have a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame Dame Judi Dench still doesn’t have her own Star. And yet… Authors By Jesse Published December 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia We Stole From the Collection Basket We need this more than they do Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 04, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Tuesday, December 3, 2024 We have reason to suspect that Harvard scientists are getting drunk at breakfast Authors By Jesse Published December 03, 2024
Five Ridiculous Origins of State Names I went to the incel commonwealth and everyone knew you Authors By Jesse Published December 03, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Pop-Culture Trivia to Chuck in a Stew Before They Go Bad Baby, you’ve got a stew going Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 03, 2024
14 Riveting World Records from the Riveting World of Chess At the end of the day, chess is just analog Pokemon Authors By Jesse Published December 02, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of STEM Trivia That Technically Count As Reading a Book Like to work hard and play hard? You my be addicted to both Authors By Jesse, Cracked Writers Published December 01, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Trivia to Clap Your Braincheeks It’s astounding how many idiots bought owls because of Harry Potter. J.K. Rowling has owl blood on her hands Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published December 01, 2024
14 Celebrities Who Had to Prove That They Weren’t Dead Who do you think can take a joke better: Macaulay Culkin or The Rock? Authors By Jesse Published December 01, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bizarre News Headlines That Belong in the ‘Idiocracy’ Universe, Not Our Own North Carolina cops gave a deer a ‘stern warning’ when it broke into a courthouse Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 30, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Music Trivia to Scat From the Rooftops Santana gave cowriting credit to an Archangel Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 30, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Shady Things Hawked by Shady Celebrities and Corporations Lady Gaga promised blood and spunk in her perfume, but all we got was jasmine and saffron Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 30, 2024
14 Exoplanet Superlatives That Sound Like Passive Aggressive Celebrity Awards I went to the planet with The Most Eccentric Orbit and everyone knew you Authors By Jesse Published November 29, 2024
5 Questionable Inductees to the National Toy Hall of Fame Log, from Blammo Authors By Jesse Published November 29, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Bits of Trivia About TV and Movie CGI, SFX and ETC The Predator has personal lubricant running through its veins Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 29, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Thursday, November 28, 2024 Scientists have created a ManBearPig for real (except instead of a bear, it’s a mouse) Authors By Jesse Published November 28, 2024
PICTOFACT 40 Random Bits of Celebrity Trivia Harvested From the Trivia Mines Who was the first American inducted into the Canadian Walk of Fame? Authors By Cracked Writers, Jesse Published November 28, 2024
PICTOFACT 12 Farm-Fresh Trivia Tidbits for Wednesday, November 27, 2024 Being single isn’t just lonely, it’s expensive too! Authors By Jesse Published November 27, 2024